i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You do. Vecna never searched anything online before.
I wish to be a gold greatwyrm from fizban’s treasury of dragons
Edit: to all developers in the world, please remove autocorrect from your software. It causes far more errors than it fixes. I have seen it turn its to it’s before, something that would make any English scholar (which to be fair I am not) to scream in pain. I hate autocorrect with a passion and I will until someone makes a better version that fixes more errors than it causes.
Your hands are quick and your lungs tight on baited breath as you cut open your package. At last - your Chrollo Lucilfer body pillow has arrived! You curl up in bed and gently smooch his 2D face as you slumber.
You stop coughing. But now the diseases in your lungs will never get out... and you will die if you choke on something
I wish for the sauce
my name is not Bryce
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Some tasty pasta sauce for you!
I wish for love.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Unfortunately, the only person who loves you isn’t real… how sad
I wish for the sauce
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The genie mishears you and gives you the sus
I wish for a girlfriend
my name is not Bryce
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Unfortunately, she friendzones you after the first date
I wish for the sauce [[i won’t stop wishing for the sauce until someone enters a six digit number]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you get the sauce. 419667 pounds of it.
I wish to write HAZZA P and the great Swan Dive of Dumbledore.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Unfortunately, you get writers block
i wish for the sauce, my weebs got me don’t they, c’mon I’m wishing for the sauce
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You a slightly above average portion of tomato sauce. Works well on pasta.
I wish for some pasta.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The pasta is creepypasta
please, someone who knows what I’m saying, I WISH FIR THE SAUCE, PROVIDE ME WITH THE SAUCE…ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Hundreds of tons of barbecue sauce for all!
I wish I had a use for this much barbecue sauce.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You think up a plan for a mass bbq… where will you get the meat tho?
i wish people knew what I mean when I say sauce
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
they learn and are weirded out
I wish for the sussy sauce
my name is not Bryce
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i wish to give ptsd to veteran weebs
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
they see their own search history. You have to see it too...
I wish to see Vecna's search history
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
You do. Vecna never searched anything online before.
I wish to be a gold greatwyrm from fizban’s treasury of dragons
Edit: to all developers in the world, please remove autocorrect from your software. It causes far more errors than it fixes. I have seen it turn its to it’s before, something that would make any English scholar (which to be fair I am not) to scream in pain. I hate autocorrect with a passion and I will until someone makes a better version that fixes more errors than it causes.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It’s about how to remove eyeballs from their eye sockets.
i wish to see Will’s search history [[ from stranger things ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It's mostly him on D&D Beyond posting about how 1e was better
I wish Tiamat would be my gf
my name is not Bryce
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Good wish bro, nothing goes wrong
I wish I could kiss Chrollo Lucilfer
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Your hands are quick and your lungs tight on baited breath as you cut open your package. At last - your Chrollo Lucilfer body pillow has arrived! You curl up in bed and gently smooch his 2D face as you slumber.
I wish I could become a successful comedian.
Your description of the previous wish was extremely funny, you already are, wasted wish
I wish I could make a deal with god and get him to swap our places, i'd be running up that hill with no problem
my name is not Bryce
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For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally