granted thought its fur is poisonous and it kills anything it hugs it also tries to hug everyone it meets including you
i wish people would understand that prince is a gender neutral term and it is not prince is male, princess is female but prince is gender neutral and princess is an alternative exclusive to females
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, it's Halloween! But because halloween was moved so close to easter, people just keep celeberating easter and completely ignore Halloween forever.
I wish for a black lotus mtg card.
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted, it's Halloween! But because halloween was moved so close to easter, people just keep celeberating easter and completely ignore Halloween forever.
I wish for a black lotus mtg card.
It's one of the new reprinted ones, and therefore isn't tournament legal and effectively a scam.
Granted. Your custom guitar arrives. It's haunted.
I wish to undo all of my previous wishes (I want my organs back)
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Granted! Your organs appear right in front of you, disconnected from the rest of your body. At least you have your organs back though...
I wish for an Ice Cream Sundae.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It's the sundae from the 2004 SpongeBob movie. You are incredibly hungover the next morning.
I wish I could draw hands
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Not well.
i can draw hands well.
But you can't draw anything else well
I wish I could understand any language
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
But you can't speak any language :(
I wish my sundae was a little stronger.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It goes to the gym, works out on the dumbbells and now is a little stronger
I wish I was immune to disease
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You become immune to disease! But just as you're celebrating, you drink too much expired apple juice and die.
I wish my new strong sundae could be my bodyguard.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Your strong sundae is your bodyguard, and goes with you everywhere to protect you. Until it melts, that is
I wish I had an almost infinite supply of pizza, which is always fresh and not in a massive pile which I could drown in
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The pizza has pineapples on it. Whole pineapples.
I wish people would stop complaining about pineapples on pizza.
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Granted. Now they riot about pinapples on pizza.
I wish for a cute, living, otter that is freindly to everyone including me.
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granted thought its fur is poisonous and it kills anything it hugs it also tries to hug everyone it meets including you
i wish people would understand that prince is a gender neutral term and it is not prince is male, princess is female but prince is gender neutral and princess is an alternative exclusive to females
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Controversy appears and sends ripples and tremors throughout the internet.
I wish Schrodinger's Cat died.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
This causes a rip in space time.
I wish all lived.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Lived." You wished in past tense. You know what happens.
My wish is to not make a wish.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Wish granted! Your wish is wasted
I wish to have infinite quokka buddies.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted. The authorities mistake you for having the quokkas as pets, which is illegal pretty much worldwide. You get arrested.
My wish is for it to be Halloween.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Granted, it's Halloween! But because halloween was moved so close to easter, people just keep celeberating easter and completely ignore Halloween forever.
I wish for a black lotus mtg card.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It's one of the new reprinted ones, and therefore isn't tournament legal and effectively a scam.
I wish I was 🗿
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You become a stone statue on Easter Island, and your consciousness is sealed within the statue forever.
I wish for my IQ to be i
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.