All wishes are monkey pawed.

I wish the next person gets two wishes

Granted, but, like so many others, it drives you to an early grave

I wish that the next person has their wish twisted in a way that it is still good for them

granted but i will wish for something bad

i wish i stepped on a d4

(twist it in a good way)

It's a gold d4, and it is now yours

I wish Star Wars was good again

granted star wars is now replaced with your favorite non star wars movie

i wish wizards had more hp

Wizards have more hp, but barbarians are now on 1hp max

I wish for a 10 pound note in my hand

Silent noises as the forum has ended due to the paw being solved.

let’s just now do wishes and twist it in good ways)

Granted. Your wish, as it has no obvious request, simply wastes a spell slot.

I wish for the side effect of the spell Wish that gives me a 1/3 chance to lose the ability to cast the spell forever.

Wish not granted

I wish that the next wish is twisted in a good way