Granted, they now own your house, although they do pay for it.
I wish for all of my candy to double.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Granted, the star promptly goes supernova, triggering a chain reaction which destroys the universe.
I wish for my comfort food free of harmful substances and prepared just the way I like it.
And so it shall be done! However the comfort food you asked for is made for a different person than you and you have to watch them eat it right in front of you.
I wish to be able to read every interesting book in the world.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, but as you are already at max, you loop down to negative max
I wish to always know if someone is lying
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, there are 2 more, and also are only sung once ever, on Madagascar, which you are not at at the time of this.
I wish to always know if someone is telling the truth.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
granted you now know the truth in every situation and some truths are too noxious to be known the stress drives you mad
i wish for nothing
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
the dragon was a bad idea
because there is always a group of people that have to disagree
I wish that I could control animals
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Granted, but you can only control one type of animal, a tartigrade.
I wish for the ability to shape shift into the form I want, while maintaining my health and organs.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted, but you can't shapeshift back. Oh, that would've been nice to know before shapeshifting into a cat.
I wish for children to stop freeloading at my house.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, they now own your house, although they do pay for it.
I wish for all of my candy to double.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. You now have diabetes!
I wish to be God.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, you become on of the Hindu gods and you have no power.
I wish for a nice meal to share with my BF <3
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Its off the dollar menu (tbh cant be to bad)
I wish from a good nights sleep
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
Wish granted, you get a good night's sleep, but have a terrible nightmare in the morning, right before you wake.
I wish for a new star to form 1 light year closer to the sun than Alpha Centauri.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, the star promptly goes supernova, triggering a chain reaction which destroys the universe.
I wish for my comfort food free of harmful substances and prepared just the way I like it.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
And so it shall be done! However the comfort food you asked for is made for a different person than you and you have to watch them eat it right in front of you.
I wish to be able to read every interesting book in the world.
Granted, you are now able to read every language. Now just to get the books...
I wish to be able to summarize the plot of a book without forgetting anything.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. You know remember there is a word "anything" on page 78, page 136, and page 287.
I wish to be smarter.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, but as you are already at max, you loop down to negative max
I wish to always know if someone is lying
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, in return everyone around you is accidentally turned into pathological liars and the tell is a sharp pain in your stomach.
I wish to have a stack of all the ttrpg books of my choice appear next to me safely
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
they appear, but i wouldnt open them, 16 tarasque will be airdropped on your location, starved.
I wish for more gay songs there arent enough T-T
BEANS
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Granted, there are 2 more, and also are only sung once ever, on Madagascar, which you are not at at the time of this.
I wish to always know if someone is telling the truth.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
granted you now know the truth in every situation and some truths are too noxious to be known the stress drives you mad
i wish for nothing
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. You are consumed by the void and die.
I wish for Monopoly.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, you are now trapped as a metal monopoly piece and must play for eternity.
I wish for a single atom of helium.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You fly to space and suffocate.
I wish for a indestructible dog that won’t attack me.
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Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn