this got off topic guys - keep it light! its a game not pedantville...
...I mean. a lot of ways to twist a wish involve pedantry. and so do ways to prevent a wish from being twisted. so... I'm not sure how you'd expect this game to be pedantry-free or pedantry-light.
Your wish has been granted. Your family will be returned to the same state they were in before death. Their health will diminish over time ,and they will likely suffer over ti,e ,but they are just as they were before dying.
I wish for unlimited popcorn.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. You and you alone have access the the world's popcorn. None other may consume it. And everyone knows why... We watch while you enjoy our popcorn.
Me eating popcorn watching you watching me eat popcorn watching you watching me eat popcorn as I watch you with my unlimited supply of popcorn. I can die in peace now. My grave stone will say, "Worth it".
Your wish has been granted. The new coming age begins now. Technology booms so far that you are perplexed and dumbfounded with the rate of technological improvement. You are so dumbfound by all this new stuff that you never had growing up ,and you feel like a caveman fiddling with an Iphone for the first time ,and you have no clue what is happening or what your doing. You will get mocked insulted ,and you will feel disconnected with the world around you as technology. As it continues to advance becoming more and more further alienating you ,and you eventually die of natural causes. Your life will have been a vague obscured one that baffles modern scientists of the future generation.
I wish to have an IQ of 500.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted but they will always be twisted by other people.
i wish to have an unlimited supply of normal BEEF jerky, considering that normal means it is not overcooked or undercooked and nothing extra is put on it besides the teriyaki flavoring.
Your wish has been granted. You can mute and unmute people. Except every time you mute or unmute someone you risk backfiring your your ability on yourself permanently. Once you get permanently muted you can no longer use the ability ,and everyone else muted is no longer muted.
I wish I can eat anything I want without negative effects...
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted... You are now the one who can eat without direct suffering. The one you love most shall now bear every negative effect from the food you eat three times over in every regard, from fattening, the physiological impact of slaughtering, to disorders causing chemical imbalances. And whoever it is at any given time, they know it was you avoiding your own deserved fate.
I wish that I could literally slap sense into people.
Nice! as soon as they die I'll probably go into a brief sadness slump or something ,but become a super edgy villain! eating tons of stuff ,and befriending lots and lots of people.
With each slap you make you slowly lose your senses making your ability less and less effective until you ultimately become a babbling incoherent insane man. Once you've become completely insane your slaps cause an opposite effect creating confusion ,and clouds their judgement. I wish
I wish I could own everything and everyone.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Your wish has been granted. Your phone is now a zombie. it is in a state between life and death. You screen will occasionally glitch ,and even turn off for brief moments ,but it will never stay off for longer than 5 seconds. The only way your going to get sleep at night is by either covering your phone, flipping it over or putting it in a different room. Warning it will drain energy from nearby phones. Phones that touch it will instantly die. Your phone will also occasionally send you creepy messages talking about what it would do to you if you ever forget to put it on the charger at night ,and all sorts of creepy horrifying random facts.
...I mean. a lot of ways to twist a wish involve pedantry. and so do ways to prevent a wish from being twisted. so...
I'm not sure how you'd expect this game to be pedantry-free or pedantry-light.
Wish granted. Until you appease all with error-free concise wish twisting, you shall continue to grant wishes. FOREVER.
I wish for my family to be revived just as they were.
Your wish has been granted. Your family will be returned to the same state they were in before death. Their health will diminish over time ,and they will likely suffer over ti,e ,but they are just as they were before dying.
I wish for unlimited popcorn.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Best wish twist I could have asked for. Muhaha...
Wish granted. You and you alone have access the the world's popcorn. None other may consume it. And everyone knows why... We watch while you enjoy our popcorn.
I wish for the coming of a new age.
Me eating popcorn watching you watching me eat popcorn watching you watching me eat popcorn as I watch you with my unlimited supply of popcorn. I can die in peace now. My grave stone will say, "Worth it".
Your wish has been granted. The new coming age begins now. Technology booms so far that you are perplexed and dumbfounded with the rate of technological improvement. You are so dumbfound by all this new stuff that you never had growing up ,and you feel like a caveman fiddling with an Iphone for the first time ,and you have no clue what is happening or what your doing. You will get mocked insulted ,and you will feel disconnected with the world around you as technology. As it continues to advance becoming more and more further alienating you ,and you eventually die of natural causes. Your life will have been a vague obscured one that baffles modern scientists of the future generation.
I wish to have an IQ of 500.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted, you now have an IQ of 500 but are stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
i wish I had a regular, non-broken, Nintendo Switch with the game “1 2 Switch”
Your wish has been granted. You can a nintendo switch and the game 1 2 switch. You are unable to play any other game.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. You must now only play twist three wish.
I wish to have the most powerful standard array RAI PHB lvl 3 character.
I have no idea what that is.
Your wish has been granted none the less. you are now a powerful standard array RAI PHB lvl 3 character however 3 is your max level.
I wish that I would stop forgetting to add wishes.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted but they will always be twisted by other people.
i wish to have an unlimited supply of normal BEEF jerky, considering that normal means it is not overcooked or undercooked and nothing extra is put on it besides the teriyaki flavoring.
Okay, you are bitten by an infected tick and become allergic to red meat.
I wish to be able to mute and unmute people at will, not on any application, but to stop and start their actual talking.
Homebrew is fun.
Your wish has been granted. You can mute and unmute people. Except every time you mute or unmute someone you risk backfiring your your ability on yourself permanently. Once you get permanently muted you can no longer use the ability ,and everyone else muted is no longer muted.
I wish I can eat anything I want without negative effects...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted... You are now the one who can eat without direct suffering. The one you love most shall now bear every negative effect from the food you eat three times over in every regard, from fattening, the physiological impact of slaughtering, to disorders causing chemical imbalances. And whoever it is at any given time, they know it was you avoiding your own deserved fate.
I wish that I could literally slap sense into people.
Nice! as soon as they die I'll probably go into a brief sadness slump or something ,but become a super edgy villain! eating tons of stuff ,and befriending lots and lots of people.
With each slap you make you slowly lose your senses making your ability less and less effective until you ultimately become a babbling incoherent insane man. Once you've become completely insane your slaps cause an opposite effect creating confusion ,and clouds their judgement. I wish
I wish I could own everything and everyone.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
you know own everything and everyone, however people and forces are displeased and you vanish one day never to be found or heard of ever again...
I wish that I was able to cast Magic missile at will(no not at a person named will)
The Hammer of Enchantment
Wish granted. Magic missile is now a cantrip that does 1 damage per missile. Also, it is now called Will's Magic Missiles.
I wish humans as a whole get thier shit together.
Wish Granted. there is now a huge pile of shit somewhere in the world.
I wish that the next person to post has no wish
The Hammer of Enchantment
Your wish had been granted. instead of getting a wish I get your soul.
I use a spell to cancel the effect of 'no wish' allowing me to wish again, I wish for a lake in my backyard.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. She-ra sees a fire in the village, and literally throws a lake at it. It lands in your backyard.
I wish for a phone battery that never dies.
nice! all pros no cons.
Your wish has been granted. Your phone is now a zombie. it is in a state between life and death. You screen will occasionally glitch ,and even turn off for brief moments ,but it will never stay off for longer than 5 seconds. The only way your going to get sleep at night is by either covering your phone, flipping it over or putting it in a different room. Warning it will drain energy from nearby phones. Phones that touch it will instantly die. Your phone will also occasionally send you creepy messages talking about what it would do to you if you ever forget to put it on the charger at night ,and all sorts of creepy horrifying random facts.
I wish I had 10,000 souls.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)