The earth implodes, and all is quiet serenity. Good job.
I wish that I could always tell when people are lying.
you can always tell but that does not mean you will always tell if somebody is lying or not, nor that you will ever have a false positive. You have the abillity to sense lies about as powerful as another human
i wish for dnd beyond user Qwerty_ to become less powerful
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
you can always tell but that does not mean you will always tell if somebody is lying or not, nor that you will ever have a false positive. You have the abillity to sense lies about as powerful as another human
i wish for dnd beyond user Qwerty_ to become less powerful
user Qwerty_ does become less powerful, but the mods leech all of his magic, making them more powerful than ever. then they ban you
I wish to have no one reply to my post
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“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
The dragon however, has only mere years left to live and will try to utilize the wording of any command you give them to get an excuse to retire and go back to living with their family in the final days of your life.
i wish to be able to easily be able to create pockets in time where time moves more slowly or mor quickly than before
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Your wish has been granted. You will now spend the rest of you life and afterlife running in fear of devils looking to torment and torture you for the rest of your life. Unless you get caught in which you will spend the rest of your life and afterlife in incomprehensible bloodcurdling pain and misery.
I wish I had dragonscale armor.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Your wish has been granted. You have a silver tongue. If you committed a crime you could convince anyone to take the blame for it. You could even convince a king to give you his crown. Your so persuasive someone just might get jealous and cut your tongue out as you sleep. People will be envious of your abilities ,and you will have no way of knowing when a jealous person will strike. So you will be forever on your guard ,and can trust nobody.
I wish to have a meal fit for a king.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
You forgot to make a wish so your con will be... you live an average normal life. You will be confronted with all sorts of crimes ,and opportunities both good and bad. Throughout the remainer of your life you will be thrown all sorts of scenarios. All of them will be average. None of them will be extraordinary or ever interesting just plain ol' normal/average.
I wish I can have two extra arms so I can type with four arms. twice the typing speed.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. Your legs become arms with hands, lacking the strength to walk or the reach to press the gas pedal. Also, your inverse shoulders look weird.
I wish I could sleep at will.
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you can always tell but that does not mean you will always tell if somebody is lying or not, nor that you will ever have a false positive. You have the abillity to sense lies about as powerful as another human
i wish for dnd beyond user Qwerty_ to become less powerful
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
user Qwerty_ does become less powerful, but the mods leech all of his magic, making them more powerful than ever. then they ban you
I wish to have no one reply to my post
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Wish granted. I am not replying to your post, I'm keeping the game going.
I wish for a pet Ancient Gold Dragon to serve me in all things...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
The dragon however, has only mere years left to live and will try to utilize the wording of any command you give them to get an excuse to retire and go back to living with their family in the final days of your life.
i wish to be able to easily be able to create pockets in time where time moves more slowly or mor quickly than before
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
However you cannot distory those pockets and so get stuck in them forever.
I wish i could use my inate telekinesis
But only to move individual grains of sand.
I can create infinite amounts of money, but...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
the money is of an outdated currency nobody uses, and also overinflation
i wish for an army of infinite bears to invade the state of Bolivia.
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
All that mass from the (Key Word) Infinite bears causes the earth to implode. Yay. (I know I use exploding earths a lot, but he set himself up okay)
I wish that I could stay awake forever without requiring psychical detriment.
Homebrew is fun.
Ok, you'll be awaken the Day this Planet gonna be invaded by Aliens but, you wouldn't do anything to stop it due to your stress's overdose.
I wish I could change the shape of the airplanes by a better one.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, but they aren’t aerodynamic anymore so they fall out of the sky.
I wish for a place to take care of sick dragons
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Granted. You have been given a torture chamber where you can slowly put sick dragons out of their misery.
I wish for dragons to magically appear in the houses of my enemy...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
The dragons appear, and your enemies befriend them, sending them to attack you.
I wish that I would never get bored.
Your wish has been granted. You will now spend the rest of you life and afterlife running in fear of devils looking to torment and torture you for the rest of your life. Unless you get caught in which you will spend the rest of your life and afterlife in incomprehensible bloodcurdling pain and misery.
I wish I had dragonscale armor.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted! You have now become a dragon yourself, and adventures from all around the world hunt you for your shiny scales and treasures
I wish to have a good way with words when speaking
Your wish has been granted. You have a silver tongue. If you committed a crime you could convince anyone to take the blame for it. You could even convince a king to give you his crown. Your so persuasive someone just might get jealous and cut your tongue out as you sleep. People will be envious of your abilities ,and you will have no way of knowing when a jealous person will strike. So you will be forever on your guard ,and can trust nobody.
I wish to have a meal fit for a king.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Sure. but it appears in your toilet, which is full of gasoline now.
I wish to be rick astley.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
You get to be Rick ashtley. No negatives what so ever there. Just pros no cons.
thanks a lot for getting that song stuck in my head btw!!! aaahh! well played...
I wish I could double jump in real life.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Your con is that you speel rick A-S-T-L-E-Y rick A-S-H-T-L-E-Y
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
You forgot to make a wish so your con will be... you live an average normal life. You will be confronted with all sorts of crimes ,and opportunities both good and bad. Throughout the remainer of your life you will be thrown all sorts of scenarios. All of them will be average. None of them will be extraordinary or ever interesting just plain ol' normal/average.
I wish I can have two extra arms so I can type with four arms. twice the typing speed.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. Your legs become arms with hands, lacking the strength to walk or the reach to press the gas pedal. Also, your inverse shoulders look weird.
I wish I could sleep at will.