Granted because I'm a "Goodfellow"

I wish I never say that again

Wish granted you will never say You knoow what

qui non sequitur nisi quid me saevus bona Daryll_Goodfellowis

I wish I understand latin

I bestow upon you english to latin on google look it up

i wish people would actually follow the rules

I wish for a wish to twist

too bad not the wish has not been twisted 

i wish i could speak every language

Granted, your phone downloaded google translate

I wish I wasn't a wuss

granted you have bravery sadly you don't know when to flee so a bear kills you

i wish people would actually follow the rules

I wish Goo would understand that He also isn't following the rules

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I wish Goo would understand that He also isn't following the rules

 i know the rules and am following them but you didn't twist my wish and xanathar didn't put any wish so what do you want me to do

i wish people would actually follow the rules

Done People follow the rules, except me and other normal people

I wish For TIME POWERS

you get timed powers meaning you have every power not involving time for 1 nanosecond which means by the time you read this you dont

i wish that i could play dnd right now

You move to a time in the past where you played D&D, and repeat the moment forever

I wish for a hat

you get a homebrew item called hat of devouring my friends made up (a bag of devouring but a seemingly normal hat)

i wish for a hat of devouring

It lands on your head. Ouch.

I wish for people to ACTUALLY post on Make a story: with your characters

Granted. However, they are only posting videos of "And then along came Zeus" memes.

I wish to become a Silver Dragonborn.