granted, but they fly you into the sky yhen pop,

i wish you could not twist my wishes

i cannot twist that wish

i wish to make me_link laugh

(why?)

granted, i laugh with hideous laughter and you die

i wish you would not take the easy way out, and actually twist my wish above.

i did as i was simply unable to twist that one

i wish to not be bored(that is why)

granted. you are not bored cuz you are not alive

i wish to be alive and not bored.

You now experience awful pain instead of boredom. 

I wish someone posted on Make a Story: With your Characters!

They post on it in the future, and the wish is fulfilled

I wish to be engulfed in a spire of flame the turns the world to a crisp

You are engulfed in a spire of flame that burns the world to a crisp. This flame does not do anything to you, however, and you are now stuck floating in space.

I wish for every human in existence, including me, and not excluding anyone, living or dead, past present or future, to disintegrate.

Wish granted. Your wish is too concise and effects the past and the future causing a temporal paradox. Your parents cannot cease to exist and you still be able to make the wish. Forced into a higher dimension loop by your wish there is only one possibility left. You and only you cease to be.

I wish for the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Granted. :) 

I wish for more people to post on Make a Story: With your characters! right now.

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Granted. :) 

I wish for more people to post on Make a Story: With your characters! right now.

Don't just say granted. Try to twist the wish.

Ok. We are all mounds now. We will now eat you because you named us mounds!!!!

Nomnomnom

I wish for everyone to like the name kliff instead of trying to wish it out of existence. :(

granted, but people always spell it cliff

i wish that cliff the baby dragon would sing his song.

Granted however, the fire-breathing parts cause a little bit of a mess in your house.

I wish me, cliff the dragon, and cliff the beholder went on vacation to somewhere nice.

(cliff is a baby dragon in a book)

granted, but you ominously dont come back

i wish that i would be accepted into a pbp game

Granted They prank you every five minutes

I wish That I knew what pbp meant and I ominously return, unharmed and perfectly fine.

Granted, pbp means Play By Post... Now people look at you weirdly because you don't understand the blindingly obvious.

I wish I could see my old friends again

You do, they are old now.

I wish for a good session zero this Sunday.

you get 0 sessions on sunday

I wish i could play dnd today

Granted, the Dungeon Master cancels again

I wish that People were kinder