The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. By the time the cake is wished for, the genie has eaten it. He does not know that you gave him this cake.
I wish for an MMA tournament with elf women.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
you grant the wish of the next post in the universe not this thread
i wish for all of the wishes on this thread to be interpreted as they were intended to be
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
I wish that the Ranger class would stop being underestimated.
Yes, they are now overestimated.
I wish for rocket boots.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
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No one murders you but you die from the influenza. (One of them was sick and none of you were vaccinated.)
I wish for a grenade launcher.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted! But when you launched the first grenade, it explodes, along with you.
I wish to know when this thread will die.
Granted. You see the universe and everything in it. It shall never end. Seeing all this makes your head explode.
I wish for a penguin that can do a triple flip.
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Granted.
However, one night it triple-flipped out the window. It didn’t die but it’s missing and now you feel immense grief.
I wish to visit Middle-Earth and smoke pipe with hobbits.
Granted, but you're forced to smoke out of a rusty sewage pipe in mordor with Gollum.
I wish that I could be an important character in a fantasy novel.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You are an important family member turned corpse in the main character's backstory.
I wish for something.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
You gain a bottle of purple hair dye, that is half empty.
I wish for some cake to give the genie, whom works so hard to grant, and or twist our wishes.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. By the time the cake is wished for, the genie has eaten it. He does not know that you gave him this cake.
I wish for an MMA tournament with elf women.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
That sound BA, however it take too long for elves to evolve from hummans, so you don't get to see it.
I wish for love.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. You love a fomorian.
I wish that I decide not to make this wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You make a time destroying paradox.
I wish to slay that dragon that killed my two-headed Cerberus friend.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. It's mother casts true resurrection and the dragon slays you.
I wish for the next person to post to get what they wish for, as they intended for the wish to be interpreted.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
you grant the wish of the next post in the universe not this thread
i wish for all of the wishes on this thread to be interpreted as they were intended to be
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Denied! Twisting your wishes is the best part of my job. No way!
I wish to mute whoever posts on this thread next.
Granted! You will never hear from me again... in real life.
I wish to resurrect the dead god of divine magic.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you now have an evil undead god of magic
i wish for 20 levels of artificer
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted, but you get the worst options.
I wish that the Ranger class would stop being underestimated.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
there is no "worst options"
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Yes, they are now overestimated.
I wish for rocket boots.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
YOUR ROCKET BOOTS TEAR YOUR FEET OFF
i wish for omnipotence
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.