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Sure, they all have different ways to kill you.
I wish for 4546 antelopes.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
I wish for cherries to work like bombs and bombs to work like cherries.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. Nobody knows the difference until a nuclear explosion goes off at the White House, where the president decided to have cherries for lunch.
I wish that I had perfect 20-20 vision.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I wish for 1 wish that does not get twisted for myself
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted. Your wish will not be twisted, but before you wish for anything, you are cursed to make your next wish detrimental for yourself.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to become teenage boys for 3000 years.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
now existing in the real world, the castle immediately collapses and tips over (look at it, does it even remotely look structurally sound on those legs?)
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Sure, they all have different ways to kill you.
I wish for 4546 antelopes.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
They trample you down.
I wish for 10 wishes more
Okay, what are they?
I wish for a belt of storm giant strength in real life.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted, the belt is made for giants and is way too big for you to use
I wish for magic items irl
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
Granted. One of them is cursed and you die
I wish for a level-up
You level up in ranger but then lose 2 levels
I wish for the power of tiamat
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted, but that power comes with 4 new dragon heads. Nobody wants to even be near you anymore, not even your own mother.
I wish for a good 8 hours of sleep
You have a good dream but you get murdered.
I wish for cherries to work like bombs and bombs to work like cherries.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. Nobody knows the difference until a nuclear explosion goes off at the White House, where the president decided to have cherries for lunch.
I wish that I had perfect 20-20 vision.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You can always expierence the year of 2020
I wish for 1 wish that does not get twisted for myself
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted. Your wish will not be twisted, but before you wish for anything, you are cursed to make your next wish detrimental for yourself.
I wish for Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul to become teenage boys for 3000 years.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted! They are turned into teenage boys. Even more people join their cults because of how relatable they are.
I wish to be able to destroy my enemies.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. For every enemy you strike an ally also falls
I wish to live in howls castle in real life...
now existing in the real world, the castle immediately collapses and tips over (look at it, does it even remotely look structurally sound on those legs?)
I wish for a turkey sandwich
After you eat it the turkey god smites you.
I wish for a wand of smiles.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted, although it costs 2 dollars to add to your character sheet.
I wish to forfeit my wish.
The genie gets mad at you, and turns you into nothing
I wish for happiness for all cats
All cats are now happy that they can feast on your dead body.
I wish for freedom.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You get a free dome.
I wish for no wish.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You wish that you don't have a wish, therefore canceling out your wish. You still have a wish.
I wish for infinite wishes at my own discretion.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature