All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted. You wish for an untwistable pie, and it appears in front of you: the perfect pie. Then it gets eaten by the djinn gods.
I wish for lasagna.
Granted. Lasagna covers the entire world
I wish for a pet kitten.
Granted. The entire world covers the pet kitten.
I wish for Google Meet to actually have good quality video during my D&D session later today.
Granted. The video is perfect, spotless even! But you can't hear anyone...
I wish for a night where I can read all night and no one will tell me to go to bed.
Granted. But there's a power outage, so you have to use a flashlight to see.
I wish that people wouldn't say "Granted" whenever they twist a wish.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You know the respie, but you have none of the ingredients
I wish that my favorite game ever had more sequels to it. (It only has one)
Granted, but they're really lame and not worth the money.
I wish that C&KI ruled all the multiverse.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted. The meaning of "platonically" is suddenly shifted to mean "romantically" until the wish wears off.
I wish for three loyal female elf level-20 monk bodyguards.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. The meaning of "platonically" is suddenly shifted to mean "romantically" until the wish wears off.
I wish for three loyal female elf level-20 monk bodyguards.
You all get the influenza and die.
I wish for the next poster to not be able to be beat up by Cyborg Adohand.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. I am unable to be beaten up by Cyborg Adohand. He turns to you instead to vent his frustration.
I wish for three loyal female elf level-20 monk bodyguards, and this time, remember that monks are immune to disease and poison at tenth level.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. The elves are so loyal to you that they are always arguing with each other for who is the most loyal to you. To prove their loyalty, they fight each other. However, the monks keep getting critical fails and their attacks constantly hit you, killing you.
I wish for the next book of my favorite series to come out today and be really good and inexpensive.
Granted. Only one copy is made, it's a physical copy, and it's burned by Puritan extremists.
I wish to be so beautiful that people would do whatever I want out of reverence to my divine features, as well as eternal youth so my beauty will never disappear or diminish.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You get 100,000,000 pieces of platinum, but they're too small to be of any value.
I wish for this wish to not be twisted as I savor the most delicious pie in existence.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. You wish for an untwistable pie, and it appears in front of you: the perfect pie. Then it gets eaten by the djinn gods.
I wish for lasagna.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Lasagna covers the entire world
I wish for a pet kitten.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted. The entire world covers the pet kitten.
I wish for Google Meet to actually have good quality video during my D&D session later today.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted. The video is perfect, spotless even! But you can't hear anyone...
I wish for a night where I can read all night and no one will tell me to go to bed.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted. But there's a power outage, so you have to use a flashlight to see.
I wish that people wouldn't say "Granted" whenever they twist a wish.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
every one who has has been executed including you
i wish that i knew the resipe for banana cobler
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
You know the respie, but you have none of the ingredients
I wish that my favorite game ever had more sequels to it. (It only has one)
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted, but they're really lame and not worth the money.
I wish that C&KI ruled all the multiverse.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
you regret making the wish immediately as you are one there lowest slaves
i wish someone would check out my table of curses
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. They leave a bad review.
I wish that I could be a player in a campaign.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you already can
i wish for pie
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. Every part of your body is replaced with pie.
I wish for all the people in the world to love each other platonically.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. The meaning of "platonically" is suddenly shifted to mean "romantically" until the wish wears off.
I wish for three loyal female elf level-20 monk bodyguards.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You all get the influenza and die.
I wish for the next poster to not be able to be beat up by Cyborg Adohand.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. I am unable to be beaten up by Cyborg Adohand. He turns to you instead to vent his frustration.
I wish for three loyal female elf level-20 monk bodyguards, and this time, remember that monks are immune to disease and poison at tenth level.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. The elves are so loyal to you that they are always arguing with each other for who is the most loyal to you. To prove their loyalty, they fight each other. However, the monks keep getting critical fails and their attacks constantly hit you, killing you.
I wish for the next book of my favorite series to come out today and be really good and inexpensive.
Granted. Only one copy is made, it's a physical copy, and it's burned by Puritan extremists.
I wish to be so beautiful that people would do whatever I want out of reverence to my divine features, as well as eternal youth so my beauty will never disappear or diminish.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, but then they become afraid of your beauty and crucify you. Your body never disappears, though.
I wish to be able to physically murder sans the skeleton.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. They get True Resurrected, though.
I wish to be a pug of utter destruction.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school