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Granted. you destroy yourself.
I wish for people to check out my roleplay thread, the Accursed Flagon.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
Quote from MilestoGo_24 >> Granted. you destroy yourself. I wish for people to check out my roleplay thread, the Accursed Flagon.
Granted. They just dislike it, though.
I wish to be a pug of utter destruction who is incapable of harming himself.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started! Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.Become a Plague Doctor today!Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!Homebrew: Artifact, DungeonMay be offline due to school
Granted. You destroy everything you love.
I wish for the dumbest person (me) in the world to get 10,000 platinum pieces worth 10 gold each.
Granted. The platinum pieces appear 10 feet above your head and crush you to death.
I wish to be a pug of utter destruction who can't destroy anything/one he chooses not to, but can destroy anything else.
Granted. You are then sniped through the head by the Untwistable Wish Police.
I wish for a gun.
You gain a sweet, water gun.
I wish to gain more art skill.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, but no one else likes it.
I wish for the ability to see the future.
you see everyone else's future but not yours
i wish i could do spinjitsu
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. You jump up, kick back, whip around and spin, but then you jump back do it again. You have no choice but to do this for the rest of your life.
I wish I knew what happened to Chima.
you do apparently some one almost made the exact mistake that laval did they canceled the show because of a paradox
i wish i would stop spinning
Granted. Instead, you are permanently under the effects of a levitate spell.
I wish for a vault of knowledge in my mind that I can enter and exit at will.
ok
i wish i knew airjitsu
Quote from BakuganWarstarter >> ok i wish i knew airjitsu
^^^you're supposed to twist the wish not leave it as is.
Granted, but you crash into something every time you do.
I wish for people to stop willingly ending threads that other people enjoy.
sorry....
i wish that i existed and am not a piece of AI
Granted, but now you have anxiety and depression.
I wish I didn't have anxiety and depression.
You hire a therapist.
I wish for moderately useful super powers.
You have the power to boil water without a kettle.
I wish to have the non-magical powers of giving people magical powers and killing people with magical powers.
You get to give people clubs and tell them to whack things.
I wish for a wish.
Granted, what's that?
I wish for a sandwich that cant be turned or twisted or changed in any way, and it's completely safe to eat.
Granted. you destroy yourself.
I wish for people to check out my roleplay thread, the Accursed Flagon.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. They just dislike it, though.
I wish to be a pug of utter destruction who is incapable of harming himself.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. You destroy everything you love.
I wish for the dumbest person (me) in the world to get 10,000 platinum pieces worth 10 gold each.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. The platinum pieces appear 10 feet above your head and crush you to death.
I wish to be a pug of utter destruction who can't destroy anything/one he chooses not to, but can destroy anything else.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. You are then sniped through the head by the Untwistable Wish Police.
I wish for a gun.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You gain a sweet, water gun.
I wish to gain more art skill.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, but no one else likes it.
I wish for the ability to see the future.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you see everyone else's future but not yours
i wish i could do spinjitsu
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. You jump up, kick back, whip around and spin, but then you jump back do it again. You have no choice but to do this for the rest of your life.
I wish I knew what happened to Chima.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you do apparently some one almost made the exact mistake that laval did they canceled the show because of a paradox
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
i wish i would stop spinning
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted. Instead, you are permanently under the effects of a levitate spell.
I wish for a vault of knowledge in my mind that I can enter and exit at will.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
ok
i wish i knew airjitsu
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
^^^you're supposed to twist the wish not leave it as is.
Granted, but you crash into something every time you do.
I wish for people to stop willingly ending threads that other people enjoy.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
sorry....
i wish that i existed and am not a piece of AI
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
Granted, but now you have anxiety and depression.
I wish I didn't have anxiety and depression.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You hire a therapist.
I wish for moderately useful super powers.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You have the power to boil water without a kettle.
I wish to have the non-magical powers of giving people magical powers and killing people with magical powers.
You get to give people clubs and tell them to whack things.
I wish for a wish.
Granted, what's that?
I wish for a sandwich that cant be turned or twisted or changed in any way, and it's completely safe to eat.