if school never existed, to begin with, we couldn't read, and we never would have had this conversation or frankly ever played d&d, so that's a punishment all on its own
I wish I was better at guitar already
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first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
Wish granted, so now I spend my first wish to give G-Fuel drinks to anyone who dislikes cats. And my second wish is to give Sparky dices to anyone who dislikes dogs.
if school never existed, to begin with, we couldn't read, and we never would have had this conversation or frankly ever played d&d, so that's a punishment all on its own
I wish I was better at guitar already
first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
Granted. That's just the only thing you're good at...
I wish i had the Master Subscribtion on DnDBeyond
Granted. You still have to pay for it.
I wish to give my wish to the next person, so they may have two wishes for the person after that to twist.
Wish granted, so now I spend my first wish to give G-Fuel drinks to anyone who dislikes cats.
And my second wish is to give Sparky dices to anyone who dislikes dogs.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. You never said how big of sparkly dice or g-fuel drinks.
I wish for my upcoming dnd session to be a good one.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Nobody comes and it is good because they are horrible roleplayers.
I wish the tarrasque and cat switched stat blocks.
Doors are evil
congrats. Your pet cat destroys you and everything you love, (except for the cat)
I wish for my new character to be a good one
first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
Your character is good at nothing
I wish I had consistent D&D sessions
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Wish granted, they are every six years, tuesday at 1:30-2:00 am. If you miss one, you must wait for the next one.
I wish for a credit card with no spending limit
Granted, but you still have to pay the debt.
I wish to be able to jump as far or high as I want, regardless of the rules.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you can jump 10 miles long but, while in the air, you fart so loudly.
I wish I could summon an army of U-kotoas over every D&D campaigns.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, but that doesn't mean that the Uk'otoas are happy you summoned them.
I wish for the D&D session later today to be a good one, with everyone showing up.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Someone has a heart attack mid session, but up to that point it was really awesome!
I wish for people to actually treat the corona virus seriously.
Oh they do. They treat it so seriously that they cover everyone with blankets to keep them from getting infected. COVID has already ended by then.
I wish more people here knew about Danganronpa or Your Turn To Die.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
They knows.... they knows...... and they turn every [Spoiler]as a meme.
I wish I could be a meme.... too.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I see this as an absolute win!
You are now a meme. A dead meme. As in, you're dead.
I wish Dertinus would tell me the spoiler because he can't tell me anything I don't know yet.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Wish Granted. While you visited a web with the most recently news about this, you and your laptop are infected by the Cynophobia virus...
I wish I could take an helicopter...........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
An Helicopters is now yours.
I wish more people shipped Yasuhiro x Hamburger.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Wish not granted, due to the raising ammount of veggies in this Planet.
I wish I could turn every Prehistorical being into a tamming pet.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Wish granted! Dionsaurs are now tamable, however they are still dead.
I wish for a Pacific Rim Jager