Granted, all monsters obey Orcus now. And Orcus hates you.
I wish for immunity from the frightened condition.
Granted, but the monsters just kill you instead.
I wish that I could have pizza tonight.
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I wish for the perfect pie, that regenerates itself so I can share with everyone else who wants some (including anyone who may be mad at me for wishing for a pie).
Granted! Your DnD beyond account gains 10 more followers
I wish for... something
This wish fundamentally fails.
i wish this one person would stop being annoying, they suck!
Granted! You get struck by lightning every time you act annoying. ⚡️
I wish for 1,000,000 wishes
You get those wishes, but the only things you can wish for is more wishes.
I wish that microwaves had a different version called “macrowaves”
Granted. The other end of the spectrum of microwaves is gamma rays and you get radiation.
I wish to free my home from the tyrant who rules it.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but a new tyrant immediatly takes their place.
I wish I was curled up on my sofa watching Monk right now.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
The wish department cuts of your supply of wishes because you wish about monk to often.
I wish that orcus had more monsters related to him. It’s unfair, he gets the undead, ghouls, and maybe one or two demons. He needs more monsters!
Granted, all monsters obey Orcus now. And Orcus hates you.
I wish for immunity from the frightened condition.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but the monsters just kill you instead.
I wish that I could have pizza tonight.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted. Did you know that some people actually put scorpions on pizza?
I didn't wish that I made this wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Then you don’t make the wish.
I wish I could make balanced dnd encounters.
Granted. You have an unbalanced party that ruins all of them.
I wish that I .
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You are .
I wish for a wish which i use to wish for a wish
You create a confusing sequence, ultimately resulting in you still only having one wish.
I wish for a dragon friend.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You get a dragon fiend. Have fun in the Nine Hells!
I wish all online daters got Thanos snapped out of existence.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted. This includes your unborn children.
I wish for the perfect pie, that regenerates itself so I can share with everyone else who wants some (including anyone who may be mad at me for wishing for a pie).
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, but it infinitely replicates itself, ultimately making it impossible to live on Earth.
I wish to be able to make good art.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It's good, but you can only use high-chemical paints, causing radiation in anyone that looks at it.
I wish the asdf muffin wasn't suicidal.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, it now wants to kill you instead.
I wish to be the best DM there ever was.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Sure. You did mean DM as in Doll Maker, right?
I wish it was Friday already.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.