^^^ you don't have to go to band because a new ice age has thrown the world back many many many years. No technology. Everyone fend for themselves.
^^ you have a pancake. Its inedible.
^ You are happy, but none of your problems are fixed. Whatever problems made you sad, still effect your life in a very negative way, but you are unable to Express them or even do anything about them for you can only express joy and happiness.
You can't just grant three peoples' wishes that have already been granted.
Granted, the Grand Canyon is filled with beans. Shortly thereafter, your parents tell you that you're taking a family trip to swim in the Grand Canyon.
You are leader of the world. I hope your lack of experience doesn't inspire potential mutiny. Hopefully you'll get lucky and won't make poor decisions that cost many lives or anything. You will be judged harshly and people will want you dead.
I wish gold could float.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Granted, none of them are worth anything, hold any sentimental value, or ever will do either of those things.
I wish to be able to cast teleport whenever I want without a chance of a mishap.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Wish granted, you can cast teleport without risk of mishap, but you get similar area every time without fail
I wish I didn't have to go to band
too bad. you do.
i wish for a pancake.
Granted, an ordinary pancake is given to you. When you eat it, however, it grows to fifty times its normal size, destroying you from the inside.
I wish to be happy.
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^^^ you don't have to go to band because a new ice age has thrown the world back many many many years. No technology. Everyone fend for themselves.
^^ you have a pancake. Its inedible.
^ You are happy, but none of your problems are fixed. Whatever problems made you sad, still effect your life in a very negative way, but you are unable to Express them or even do anything about them for you can only express joy and happiness.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
???????
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You cant eat the pancake, is the simplified answer.
Since you made no wish. Rather than twist a wish. Your whole body was twisted like a pretzel.
I realized I forgot my wish too. I'm a pretzel as well.
I wish for the Grand Canyon to be filled with beans.
Edit again: I realized you also posted before me as well.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You can't just grant three peoples' wishes that have already been granted.
Granted, the Grand Canyon is filled with beans. Shortly thereafter, your parents tell you that you're taking a family trip to swim in the Grand Canyon.
I wish to be sad.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Why not? Because you said so? It's not in the rules on page 1.
All of your insecurities are amplified ten fold.
I wish beans on toast was world wide popular.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Granted, but everyone loves it... too much. You'll see.
I wish people would please follow the normal format
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little do you know it already is
i wish for pankakes
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
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You get DMX's pancakes. He no longer has them
I wish for infinite diced turnips in Greece and parts of Rome.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
it rains infinite diced turnips and kills whoever gets hit by them
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
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...Granted? The entirety of Greece and Rome drown in a sea of diced turnips, followed by the world.
I wish to be the leader of the world.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You are leader of the world. I hope your lack of experience doesn't inspire potential mutiny. Hopefully you'll get lucky and won't make poor decisions that cost many lives or anything. You will be judged harshly and people will want you dead.
I wish gold could float.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
all your gold floats away
i wish that jebidya wasnt a name
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
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Granted! It's now a dead meme.
I wish for a wish still.
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Jokes on whoever finds it. I don't have much. Spent most of it at the tavern doing dumb shhh.
^^ Nobody is named jebidya now. Instead they are named jawakawakabooty.
^ you get a wish still that only makes twisted wishes.
I wish bakugan's name was now jebidya.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
i now hate you and kill you
i wish your name was jebidya
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
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current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
We are the jebidya brothers. I'm the good looking one. Your #2.
I wish for a jebidya world wide beloved circus.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)