Sorry my phone did not load my post so i made a nother......

maybe i should let someone else but me take this wish reply... NAH!

WIsh granted! A random wolf near you finds himself suddenly being the alpha of his pack, and just so happens to come across you and your family on a picnic... oops!

I wish that you would be impervious to damage!

Granted but you did not say what kind so the genie makes it so i cant be psycologicly damaged.

(I guess i cant go anymore insane now huh?)

I wish more people besides "master of wolfs" and me, dragy would post on this thred...

its turning into a two person conversation insted of a form game......

Granted.  We're not very nice, though, and you're soon wishing it was just you and Wolfy again. 

I wish everyone knew how to capitalize, punctuate, and pluralize the English language correctly and did so. 

Granted but soon we fall back to our old ways of punctuationing stuff wrong because we americans are stubborn, and SOME are forgetfull and by the time i finish typeing this forgot or dont care about writen gramer.....

I wish for x ray glasses that acualy let you see through stuff like superman xray vision.

granted! but you can't control the depth of 'penetration', and so see nothing since you see into infinity.

I wish for world peace, without a world dictator rising like in wolfenstein.

Every one in the world now where peace signs and does the peace hand symbol's.

I wish for my roommate to get a job that pays well and is not illegal.

Granted! However, your roommate now has no time to socialize or enjoy himself. He eventually takes up alcohol to quell his loneliness. He dies alone and friendless, surrounded by the money he made.

I wish to experience life from a dog's perspective.

Your are turnd into a yorkie dog. And the nuderd. Muzzled and you have to where tiny uncomfortable dog bootys on your paws.

I wish i had a magic braclet that sheilded me from physical harm. And it does taxes.

You are surrounded in an impenetrable metallic sphere with no oxygen or light. You are protected from harm as it proceeds to have sexual intercourse with your taxes.

I wish I had the motivation to go to the gym every morning.

You now have the modavation, but you dont go anyway.

I wish i gaind the ability too fly, without being hurld into space.

Granted! But everytime you land you hae to dive headfirst into the ground, with no protection, from the highest altitude you can go in 1 minute at max speed (which is faster than a fighter jet)

I wish I had an unlimited credit card account

Its unlimited but now you habe to pay them back unlimited money too now.

I wish i a cute kitten.

The kitten appears. However, it is gigantic and it crushes you immediately.

I wish I got better grades at school.

Granted! But soon afterwards an apocalypse happens, and those good grades don' do sit to zombies and monsters.

I wish this apocalypse would happen.

The planet apocalypse from DC comicS Is now real. Darkside is now going to invade earth, kill half of us, and the rest are slaves.

I wish darkside was nice and freindly and wont kill or enslave us.

Wish granted! Darksied is nice, but his paradaemons arent. They all pick you as the first to be turned into a brother.

I wish the paradaemons will leave me alone.

They leave you alone....but the building your in not so much....your sqyished by rubble.

I wish mr miracle and big barta would apper and beat darksid and the para demons.

They appear and beat them

At tic-tac-toe.

I wish for a lightning gun.

He attac

He protec

But most importantly

HE SHREC

Granted. You now have a lightning gun. Everytime you pull the trigger, a lightning bolt comes from on high and strikes you.

I wish big Bart wold kick Darseids butt at video games.