Granted, whenever both of them are present in any place named "video games", Darseid's butt is kicked. I'm not aware of too many places named that, however...

I wish for everyone to be born instantly with knowledge instead of needing to go through school to learn it.

.....every one is now born(even if they already where), and now thry all know 1-12th grade math, reading, and so on.....

I wish for a girlfriend again.....that wont freind zone me this time. Or stab/kill me.

You have a friend who is a girl. Nothing romantic is happening, and you don't really want it to. 

I wish to be a real-life wizard.

The genini did not hear the d so you now are the marvel equivalent of the flash his name the Wizer.

I wish for the skills of a great artist without me becoming the artist.

Granted, now the artist who lost his skills is hunting you down to chop your head off and regain his power; like in the highlander.

I wish I could telepathically communicate with anyone or anything like a warlock (two way/ all way communication) at will; I have full control of it

Wish granted! However, you can' control the volume of the messages you recieve, so you either don' hear them or have your mental ear blown to pieces.

I wish that we could all play feed the mimic.

Wish Granted! A mimic appears in front of you and swallows you whole. It then proceeds to do the same to each person currently playing on this forum. There is now an almost empty forum containing a very well-fed mimic. Finally, when there is no one left to eat, it wanders off back to the Feed the Mimic forum.

I wish that I could nap for as long as I liked.

Wish granted you are in your own personal time bubble where aslong as you are asleep time does not not move, asided from you. But alas it seems that you have obtained a condition known as insomnia.

I wish for 300 golden keys for my borderlands 2 game, and some pancakes and syrup for breakfast.

You are instantly crushed by 300 massive golden keys, and die before you can reach the beautiful pancakes that now lie on top of you.

I wish for a wish spell to be cast on me

Someone casts a wish spell on you. They wish for a million dollars, and you are crushed.

I wish for that book I keep trying to pitch to Wotc to be made.

The book you keep trying to throw at WotC is made. 

I wish to be able to use any power of any character in any book I've ever read. 

Wish granted! But you accidentally use one for self destruction!  [Mathias used Self-Destruct! It was super effective. MATHIAS HAS FAINTED. Would you like to choose another forum-goer to battle?]

I WISH I HAD A PIKACHU!

Wish granted! Pikachu refuses to obey your commands, responding to any order by giving you an electric shock. It also refuses to be captured by any poke ball ever made. Hope you have some rubber gloves and rope handy!

I wish for an endless supply of doughnuts.

Infinite donuts appear, crushing every living being. 

I wish for more Christmas cheer. 

Wish granted! Everyone is cheery to the point of cheesiness and you get sick of everyone singing christmas songs in summer 10 years later.

I wish that the next person who posts on this thread makes three wishes instead of one.

I seem to have a death wish, and fly off screaming "I SHALL DESTROY THE GODMODDER!!" I then wish for the basilisk to turn you to stone instead of me.

I wish I didn't have to make a third wish.

You also don't have to make a second wish, or even a first wish. 

I wish for exactly one pound of shatterproof, non-pointy Christmas decorations. 

..They all explode when you buy them.

I wish it will snow on christmas...

Granted but it wont snow where you are.

I wish for some comfortable socks, 18 pairs of them, and their my size.

The socks are made of solid iron. They can't be cut open without ruining them.

I wish that everyone would want to even pretend to go do more like.