Granted wish is now a cantrip for you...

However you are also cursed, the next time you cast any spell including a cantrip you will fall dead before you finish, and anyone who attempts to bring you back or remove the curse will suffer the same fate.

You forgot to make a wish and are therefore smited from existence.

I wish that everyone could cast Wish at any level, but with effects depending on level (i.e., as a cantrip, it could only do minor things).

1st level casters mess up the timeline with their combined wish power.

I wish for PugofUtterDestruction to listen to the next two sentences: The next sentence is a lie. The sentence before this one is the truth.

Granted. Unfortunately, their pugo destructo mode activates when they get confused enough, and you are right next to them.

I wish for this to have no effect.

You turn into a paradox and Bill Cipher thinks you're too chaotic and kills you.

I wish for reality to be a game, the universe to be a thread, and to buy gold.

You are welcome, everything is now the most boring game you could ever imagine, the universe is now a miniscule piece of string and you buy gold at unreasonably high prices

I wish for a toothpick

Your tooth decides to attack you.

I wish for the tooth to not kill Coolthing.

wish granted but sadly I die of tooth infection shortly there after

I wish for orange20 to give me a good funeral

Everyone who posts on this thread lifts up your coffin and does the coffin dance 

I wish for cheese and crackers

The crackers are stale and the cheese is covered in mold.

I wish for a puppy

You get a Pug of Utter Destruction. It wreaks havoc in your city, leaving you as the sole survivor, but trapped under piles of rubble.

I wish to be young enough to be considered a puppy again while still retaining all my memories and experience.

Granted! You are starring in an isekai anime! "That Time I Got Reborn As A Dalmatian Of Utter Destruction."

I wish I could be a main protagonist in an anime.

You are the main protagonist of a yaoi horror anime!

I wish I could be a wizard.

Granted! The only spell you can cast is Prestidigitation.

I wish for a piece of chocolate.

Granted! A piece of chocolate summons somewhere... you just don't know where it is 

I wish my crush liked me in the same way... ^-^

The genie laughs and asks you to make another wish, that one would be too hard.

I wish for a piece of chocolate that appears on my hand.

It is very sharp and impales your hand.

I wish for another genie. That technically doesn't count as wishing for more wishes.

You get a guy in a bad genie costume.

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I wish for Overkill's chocolate to appear in my fridge 

It appears in your fridge. But you can't seem to touch, smell, or taste it. It seems it is merely an illusion.

I wish for the guy in the genie costume to be able to grant wishes and to be trapped in a lamp until he grants me three wishes of my choice.