Granted. You become motivated to murder people who aren't productive to create more room for productive people.
I wish for the universe to come back together.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You are forced to go around and murder everyone and destroy everything that doesn't specifically make Earth better.
I wish for the universe to go back to normal.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Ok it goes to be normal 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 Billion years ago
i wish to go 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 Years in the future
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Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted. Unfortunately you die before this wish comes into effect, as the universe is only 13 billion years old or so.
I wish for the universe to become normal for a universe 13 billion years old, and then for me to come back to life on a habitable planet.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I wish that instead of raiding civilised people, orcs played in the Super Bowl.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Your skin changes colours so rapidly that people around you have seizures.
I wish for Jeff Bezos' net worth in 50 cent coins to fall on his head all at once.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Unfortunately, there are so many that the wish has to make his head even bigger, increasing his ego to the point where he becomes immune to damage caused by how rich he is.
I wish for a cucumber the size of a horse to fall on Shrek's head. The cucumber must have a note stuck to it saying "Screw you, ogre! Signed, Jeff Bezos".
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Rather specific... But okay. Granted. The words on the note are super tiny and on the inner side, while the other side has the same words, but signed by you and in much larger text. Shrek's now coming after you...
I wish to have better sight so I can see what happens when he finds you in extreme detail. Oh, and for some popcorn.
Granted, but the popcorn has way too much butter and slips out of your hand and onto the floor before you can eat all of it. Also it causes a trip hazard.
I wish to not get trapped in another hat when tonight's session starts. One is enough, thanks.
Granted. It takes millions of years to be useable again, and you're stuck in that form until then, and are very likely to die from old age, predation, or other things during that time.
I wish for more popcorn as I watch Shrek attack ThoradimGoldfist because of a previously twisted wish.
Granted. You become motivated to murder people who aren't productive to create more room for productive people.
I wish for the universe to come back together.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. It is condensed into a marble.
I wish Earth was a better place.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. You are forced to go around and murder everyone and destroy everything that doesn't specifically make Earth better.
I wish for the universe to go back to normal.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Ok it goes to be normal 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 Billion years ago
i wish to go 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 00000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000 Years in the future
Spider acolyte
cultist
“keep your enemies close and you gnomes even closer”- definitely, 100 percent, not gnomeish78
Granted. Unfortunately you die before this wish comes into effect, as the universe is only 13 billion years old or so.
I wish for the universe to become normal for a universe 13 billion years old, and then for me to come back to life on a habitable planet.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Unfortunately, the planet is habitable only for rocks that don't need to breathe.
I wish for randomness to occur.
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Granted. You are sent to the plane of Limbo.
I wish that instead of raiding civilised people, orcs played in the Super Bowl.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They still raid during their free time, which they're now much better at because of the money they get from the super bowl.
I wish for more randomness to occur.
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Granted. Your skin changes colours so rapidly that people around you have seizures.
I wish for Jeff Bezos' net worth in 50 cent coins to fall on his head all at once.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Unfortunately, there are so many that the wish has to make his head even bigger, increasing his ego to the point where he becomes immune to damage caused by how rich he is.
I wish for that to make sense.
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It makes sense to someone.... somewhere.
I wish for a normal pebble the size of my fingernail to appear within 1 foot of me on the ground.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. Unfortunately, the pug granting the wishes misheard "on the ground" as "underground".
I wish to have better hearing.
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Granted. You turn into a bat.
I wish for a cucumber the size of a horse to fall on Shrek's head. The cucumber must have a note stuck to it saying "Screw you, ogre! Signed, Jeff Bezos".
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Rather specific... But okay. Granted. The words on the note are super tiny and on the inner side, while the other side has the same words, but signed by you and in much larger text. Shrek's now coming after you...
I wish to have better sight so I can see what happens when he finds you in extreme detail. Oh, and for some popcorn.
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Granted, but the popcorn has way too much butter and slips out of your hand and onto the floor before you can eat all of it. Also it causes a trip hazard.
I wish to not get trapped in another hat when tonight's session starts. One is enough, thanks.
Insyead, its the same hat from before!
I wish for the reusable power too shapeshift into whatever form I choose.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can never become a humanoid again!
I wish for a jar of centipedes. Don't ask.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. It takes millions of years to be useable again, and you're stuck in that form until then, and are very likely to die from old age, predation, or other things during that time.
I wish for more popcorn as I watch Shrek attack ThoradimGoldfist because of a previously twisted wish.
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There's so much popcorn that the fight is blocked by the huge pile.
I wish Shrek would win that fight.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Shrek wins. But at what cost...
I wish to have a recording of that fight in 3D Ultra-HD Surround Sound.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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