Granted, but now there are no non-attacking spells.
I wish I could make good homebrew campaigns.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
I wish my homebrew campaigns could also have official material.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
I wish the cult of potato chips and the spider guild took over all other cults.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted - every published dnd book falls at your feet :)
Every book, from every edition. Over three hundred and forty three 2.5 pound hardbacks, not including the many additional softbacks from first and second. You are bludgeoned to death by tome upon tome of druids, dryads and demons.
I wish for a comprehensive guide to balancing CR in combat.
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You finally find the other end of a long piece of thread
I wish for wosh and wesh and wush
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Granted! The words “wosh,” “wesh,” and, “wush,” appear at your feet.
i wish people would stop asking me if I’m dating [[I’m a weeb get real folks]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you get your own body pillow to carry around! Everyone soon understands
I wish females would make eye contact with me
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
They make eye contact with you. In distaste
i wish I could draw anime hands [[the bane of my existence]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you can draw anime hands! Only anime hands
I wish for the sauce
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You are a human D:
I wish for x-ray vision
You can now only see x-rays
I wish DnD spells were more balanced compared to each other
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted, but now there are no non-attacking spells.
I wish I could make good homebrew campaigns.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Now you can’t make any more good campaigns with even a shred of official material
I wish for a ring of three wishes
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted, but it's already been used 3 times.
I wish my homebrew campaigns could also have official material.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
They can. So much they can hardly be called homebrew anymore, but you now need that to make a good campaign and we’re back to the start.
I wish for 1 ton of gold
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted, but it's all so hot it vaporized.
I wish the cult of potato chips and the spider guild took over all other cults.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, however the spider guild and potato chips cult are now at war for domination over eachother
i wish I were a satyr
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Done! your wish is my command! Now your fancy new shoes don't fit, your hats don't fit you either ):
I wish for... all the dnd books!
I'm singing in the rain!
just singing in the rain!
what a glorious feeling!
i'm happy again!
You can find me as Leaping bite (Bite) and Freyles at the tavern at the end of the world!
Granted - every published dnd book falls at your feet :)
Every book, from every edition. Over three hundred and forty three 2.5 pound hardbacks, not including the many additional softbacks from first and second. You are bludgeoned to death by tome upon tome of druids, dryads and demons.
I wish for a comprehensive guide to balancing CR in combat.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
It appears on top of you.
It is tens of thousands of pages long, weighing about 100 pounds. Guess the result.
I wish for a spaceship that can exceed the speed of light and is equipped for interstellar travel
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! Unfortunately it doesn’t have a shield and an asteroid hit it. You’re now an interstellar anime protagonist
i wish to make a cake that can kill god [[ ranboo referance .u.]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted! It Destroys the known christian population!
i wish for the ability to read minds.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! You get a book about brains
I wish my Minecraft friend’s Minecraft account allowed him to join my world
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger