i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! It Destroys the known christian population!
i wish for the ability to read minds.
Granted! You get a book about brains
I wish my Minecraft friend’s Minecraft account allowed him to join my world
Granted! your friend is now tied up in your closet!
i wish for people to think jumping spiders are adorable.
I already do
i wish my friends were frEe
Ganted! your friends are sold on the black market for 1 dollar, and you gain a 1 dollar coupon to the black market!
i wish for cuttlefish to be cuddlyfish.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted, but Roblox makes tix the only currency again.
I wish I (as a DM) had a die that only rolls 1's
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Wish Granted! You get a one-sided coin, which just by existing tears reality apart. You scream silently as the universe is swallowed by nothingness....
I wish for a single, 1-inch diameter, non-magical granite pebble to appear on the ground exactly 1 foot away from me.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It appears; however it is somehow several million times more dense than it should be, and collapses into a black hole, shredding you and everything around you.
I wish for three orange mice.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
You can look at memes, but you lose the ability to read and comprehend any of the memes.
I wish for the orange mice to explode.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
You can look at memes, but you lose the ability to read and comprehend any of the memes.
I wish for the orange mice to explode.
Granted! the orange mice transfigure into atomic bombs! you blow up as your last thought is: spiders are adorable.
i wish for Michael Jackson's blood.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You can look at memes, but you lose the ability to read and comprehend any of the memes.
I wish for the orange mice to explode.
Granted! the orange mice transfigure into atomic bombs! you blow up as your last thought is: spiders are adorable.
i wish for Michael Jackson's blood.
You never specified which Michael Jackson, you turn into a demon from demon slayer from Muzan kibutsuji’s blood
Finnally, someone gets that right!
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! you get a 30 in wisdom via a modified point buy! you now have a 1 in all other stats.
i wish for genocide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! wherever the words "societal norms" shows up, an atomic bomb detonates.
i wish for homicide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! your friend is now tied up in your closet!
i wish for people to think jumping spiders are adorable.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I already do
i wish my friends were frEe
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Ganted! your friends are sold on the black market for 1 dollar, and you gain a 1 dollar coupon to the black market!
i wish for cuttlefish to be cuddlyfish.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! It cuddles you! Then it dies due to dehydration
i wish anime boys were reals
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
ECHOES ACTO THREE! THREE FREEZE!
I wish I had infinite robuc.
Granted, but Roblox makes tix the only currency again.
I wish I (as a DM) had a die that only rolls 1's
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Wish Granted! You get a one-sided coin, which just by existing tears reality apart. You scream silently as the universe is swallowed by nothingness....
I wish for a single, 1-inch diameter, non-magical granite pebble to appear on the ground exactly 1 foot away from me.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It appears; however it is somehow several million times more dense than it should be, and collapses into a black hole, shredding you and everything around you.
I wish for three orange mice.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
GRANTED! Three orange mice appear at your feet… they sound and look like Donald trump, what have you brought into this world
i wish to look at memes
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You can look at memes, but you lose the ability to read and comprehend any of the memes.
I wish for the orange mice to explode.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted! the orange mice transfigure into atomic bombs! you blow up as your last thought is: spiders are adorable.
i wish for Michael Jackson's blood.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You never specified which Michael Jackson, you turn into a demon from demon slayer from Muzan kibutsuji’s blood
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Finnally, someone gets that right!
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I wish perfect wisdom
Outside the Lines Fantasy – A collection of self published fiction stories.
Granted! You gain wisdom but lack intellect
i wish my dog would cuddle with me
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted! you get a 30 in wisdom via a modified point buy! you now have a 1 in all other stats.
i wish for genocide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! your dog cuddles you with it's teeth!
i wish for fratricide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! You are now a single child
i wish for the obliteration of societal norms
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted! wherever the words "societal norms" shows up, an atomic bomb detonates.
i wish for homicide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
societal norms societal norms societal norms societal norms societal norms societal norms societal norms
i wish for a good technoblade cosplay
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger