Granted. A cookie appears beside your bed. But while the cookie is delicous and scrumptious and the best one you would ever have, you suddenly develop a severe chocolate allergy. So severe in fact you can't even be in the same building as a chocolate, much less a chocolate cookie. So close to perfection and you have been robbed of the ability to enjoy it.
Granted. A cookie appears beside your bed. But while the cookie is delicous and scrumptious and the best one you would ever have, you suddenly develop a severe chocolate allergy. So severe in fact you can't even be in the same building as a chocolate, much less a chocolate cookie. So close to perfection and you have been robbed of the ability to enjoy it.
I wish for pretzel ice cream.
WISH GRANTED! except its all seperate. you get pretzels, ice, and whipped cream
Your wish is granted! But your ears stay the same. You were a fox the WHOLE TIME. Which means you are unable to use a keyboard. Which means you never typed your wish. Which means it wasn't really granted. So you don't have sexy fox ears
I wish I could duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. I wouldn't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell would simply take effect.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Granted! But the king that your blanket is the size of is the Termite King. And you are a storm giant. The blanket does nothing to comfort you, as it is so small.
I wish I had better eyesight.
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Granted! But the king that your blanket is the size of is the Termite King. And you are a storm giant. The blanket does nothing to comfort you, as it is so small.
Granted! But the king that your blanket is the size of is the Termite King. And you are a storm giant. The blanket does nothing to comfort you, as it is so small.
Granted! But the king that your blanket is the size of is the Termite King. And you are a storm giant. The blanket does nothing to comfort you, as it is so small.
I wish I had better eyesight.
granted! your eyesight is so good you can see to the edge of the universe! so good in fact that you can only see the edge of the universe
i wish i knew how to ask out the girl i have a crush on irl
Granted. A cookie appears beside your bed. But while the cookie is delicous and scrumptious and the best one you would ever have, you suddenly develop a severe chocolate allergy. So severe in fact you can't even be in the same building as a chocolate, much less a chocolate cookie. So close to perfection and you have been robbed of the ability to enjoy it.
I wish for pretzel ice cream.
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FINALLY!!! I now have everything I have ever wanted! X3
WISH GRANTED! except its all seperate. you get pretzels, ice, and whipped cream
I wish for fluffy fur!
Granted. You are given a pelt of fluffy fur. And now you're wanted for having the products of an endangered species.
I wish I had some ground beef in the freezer.
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Granted. It looks a bit strange when it's all moldy and been in there for a few years, though...
I wish for a soft, fuzzy non-animal king-sized blanket
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Your freezer is stuffed so full of ground beef you can’t even get it open or fit anything else in there.
I wish for a banana split sundae.
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How did you not realise I posted still two minutes after I posted?
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Sorry. It was only like a minute.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
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you get a banana split sundae, free of charge
i wish i had sexy fox ears
Your wish is granted! But your ears stay the same. You were a fox the WHOLE TIME. Which means you are unable to use a keyboard. Which means you never typed your wish. Which means it wasn't really granted. So you don't have sexy fox ears
I wish I could duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. I wouldn't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell would simply take effect.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Wish granted! but the spell backfires, turning you into an anthro femboy fox!
I wish I was a Yuan-ti abomination!
Granted. You are now being hunted by poachers.
I wish for a soft, fuzzy non-animal pelt king-sized blanket
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Granted! But the king that your blanket is the size of is the Termite King. And you are a storm giant. The blanket does nothing to comfort you, as it is so small.
I wish I had better eyesight.
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still worth it
granted! your eyesight is so good you can see to the edge of the universe! so good in fact that you can only see the edge of the universe
i wish i knew how to ask out the girl i have a crush on irl
She says no
I wish for videogames to be balanced. Even a single one would be better than none.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
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a game card is now balanced on the edge of your desk
i wish to be an anthro fox
Granted. You are still being hunted by poachers, and then killed.
I wish for the biggest soft fuzzy non-animal blanket that exists that won't crush me when it arrives.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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