So, the wish has to go wrong. So if I wished this "I wish this wish went wrong" then that going wrong would go wrong, so it would not go wrong. Plus, there is no wish in it to grant.
Granted! I give you the wish that you used to wish for that! But it causes a paradox and we all die as the space-time continuum unravels.
I wish I hadn't died when the space-time continuum unraveled.
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
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Your intelligence score increased by 20 away from its current score of 16. Now its -4
I wish this would be the last comment in the thread.
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Well, I can't grant it without not granting it, sooooo... GRANTED!
I wish I had an Intelligence score of 30.
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You HAD an intelligence score of 30, but its 0 right now.
I wish.
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Your wish? :)
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I refuse to say.
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Granted! Your mouth dissapears.
I wish our King had a mouth.
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Now I have a mouth
I wish for the other king to have a mouth too
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Granted! But you have to share it, like how the 3 Fates have to share an eye.
I wish that they would be titled: The Gibbering Kings
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Granted! they is now known as the Gibbering Kings
So, the wish has to go wrong. So if I wished this "I wish this wish went wrong" then that going wrong would go wrong, so it would not go wrong. Plus, there is no wish in it to grant.
I wish this wish would go wrong.
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Granted! He is kidnapped. Cops show up.Edit: You changed yours, so...Granted! That's it!
I wish that everyone here would follow The Gibbering Kings.
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Granted everyone on planet earth subconsciously follows the gibbering kings in a perpetual march around planet earth
I wish to be able to alter the outcome of the next wish i grant without changing it
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You could already do that, so the genie gives you slightly worse luck for a year as punishment for wasting its time
I wish for slightly better luck for a year.
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no
i wish to be almost as powerful as a genie
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your wish is yours to keep. you now are almost as powerful as a genie, so no spells and no wish.
I wish that this thread never happened
Granted! The thread of your socks disappears.
I wish you didn't highlight this.
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Granted! I now have lowdarked it!
I wish I wasn't so dumb when it comes to forum games here.
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Granted! You're not just so dumb, your SUPER dumb at games here! You forgot what you were even playing!
I wish I would win this game.
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Uh..... what am I playing??
Banned for wanting to win!
Oh wait! I wish I could remember what game this was.
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granted but you can only remember what this game is
i wish for a wish
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Granted! I give you the wish that you used to wish for that! But it causes a paradox and we all die as the space-time continuum unravels.
I wish I hadn't died when the space-time continuum unraveled.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!