Wish granted! Sand doesn't stick to the bottom of my feet when they are wet!
I wish I was a sentient spaceship.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Turns out you are unable to learn magic due to some reason or another.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You have to sit through a series of seminars where people try to sell you time shares you could never afford, as they assure you their credit options are perfect for every income level. You are finally released on your vacation, free of charge. As you exit the seminar you are quickly ushered into a storm shelter as a hurricane rocks the island. The hotel is destroyed along with your luggage, receipts, and documentation. You wait on hold with the embassy for hours. You wait while your temporary documents are looked over for hours. Your flights are delayed due to the storm, and you spend three nights in various airport lounges. The food, drinks, service, and travel arrangements are charged to you after you arrive home due to loop holes in the "all expense paid" contract. The account has already been sent to collections and been charged 2 months interest when you receive the bill. The original account holder on your fees has gone out of business and appears to have been a shell company. And your pet turtle died cause you forgot to refill its water bottle when you left.
You get a hellhound puppy that bites your head off.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted - You are kidnapped by government researches who put you in a longterm coma keeping you alive for decades while performing experiments on you. Building are named after you in gratitude for your gifts to progress.
I wish I had the power of total and uninhibited transmogrification.
You can now launch your soul at people named Will.
I wish nothing bad ever happened to me, but it didn't dull life or make me immune to happiness like it is so often portrayed. Also, that includes emotions.
Granted - one day you are in a book store and you find a book that looks interesting. You take it to the park and start reading it. It's a magical book, cursed with the most devious of curses. You enjoy the book. You lose track of time. You are engrossed, completely consumed by the story. It's totally pleasant. You don't even notice the passage of time. You don't notice your bodily functions. You don't notice you're thirsty, you're tired, you're starving. You don't notice any of that. You are totally happy and totally in your experience. Days pass, the streetlights make the pages visible at night. You're not bothering anyone and after eight days, you die of exposure. It was a great, if extremely shortened life. You died happy.
I wish I had an eidetic memory.
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Wish granted! Sand doesn't stick to the bottom of my feet when they are wet!
I wish I was a sentient spaceship.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
You were a sentient spaceship with a great pilot, but then your ventilation system failed and he died. Now you boringly float through space forever...
I wish that sand didn't stick to the bottom of MY feet.
Wish granted you are very popular with the nurses at the hospital following your amputation.
I wish the ventilation system hadn't failed in my spaceship
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Your Ventilation system never broke, bit your FTL drive got you and you pilot stuck inside a wormhole.
I wish i had a black credit card that has no limits.
The credit card is actually charred and can only be used for KFC.
I wish for power of photokinesis which is control of all light.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
You should have included "the" in your wish. Power of photokinesis drops down.. somewhere.
I wish for infinite power to be bestowed upon me.
Your infinite power was bestowed upon you but your feeble mortal body could not handle the power and promptly died.
I wish for a grimoire filled with all of the spells that has ever been made which would help me learn all those spells.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
Turns out you are unable to learn magic due to some reason or another.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The genie is not fluent in deep speech.
I wish for a tropical 2-week vacation
You have to sit through a series of seminars where people try to sell you time shares you could never afford, as they assure you their credit options are perfect for every income level. You are finally released on your vacation, free of charge. As you exit the seminar you are quickly ushered into a storm shelter as a hurricane rocks the island. The hotel is destroyed along with your luggage, receipts, and documentation. You wait on hold with the embassy for hours. You wait while your temporary documents are looked over for hours. Your flights are delayed due to the storm, and you spend three nights in various airport lounges. The food, drinks, service, and travel arrangements are charged to you after you arrive home due to loop holes in the "all expense paid" contract. The account has already been sent to collections and been charged 2 months interest when you receive the bill. The original account holder on your fees has gone out of business and appears to have been a shell company. And your pet turtle died cause you forgot to refill its water bottle when you left.
I wish for a puppy.
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You get a hellhound puppy that bites your head off.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
But without the key..you cant enter... =(
I wish i had a pixie <3
'The Life Is What You Create. Dreams can become Manifested when you REALLY do them! Stay Authentic!'
DM: Spires of Darken Stars(Long Term)
The pixie hates you, and murders you horribly in your sleep.
I wish for the genie to be fluent in deep speech.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The genie is fluent in deep speech now, but won't take the same wish again.
I wish that I can convince anyone of anything.
You are so good in convincing that even jokes taken seriously... then i mean everything you say. oh no.
I wish i had all the treasure in the universe.
'The Life Is What You Create. Dreams can become Manifested when you REALLY do them! Stay Authentic!'
DM: Spires of Darken Stars(Long Term)
Great! you just might have to look out for adventurers, infernal and abyssal lords, or angry empires sending legions to get their gold back.
I wish that I have no risk of dying for at least the next 80 years.
Wish granted - You are kidnapped by government researches who put you in a longterm coma keeping you alive for decades while performing experiments on you. Building are named after you in gratitude for your gifts to progress.
I wish I had the power of total and uninhibited transmogrification.
Granted but you can only use it in dead flesh and dead matter.
I wish I could astroproject myself and others at will and return to my / our own bodies normally with no consequences.
Rule #2 of wishing: NEVER say "at will".
You can now launch your soul at people named Will.
I wish nothing bad ever happened to me, but it didn't dull life or make me immune to happiness like it is so often portrayed. Also, that includes emotions.
Granted - one day you are in a book store and you find a book that looks interesting. You take it to the park and start reading it. It's a magical book, cursed with the most devious of curses. You enjoy the book. You lose track of time. You are engrossed, completely consumed by the story. It's totally pleasant. You don't even notice the passage of time. You don't notice your bodily functions. You don't notice you're thirsty, you're tired, you're starving. You don't notice any of that. You are totally happy and totally in your experience. Days pass, the streetlights make the pages visible at night. You're not bothering anyone and after eight days, you die of exposure. It was a great, if extremely shortened life. You died happy.
I wish I had an eidetic memory.