Granted! a mangle puppy pops up and waggle its tail...but it has three heads... its a Cerberus pup c: 


I wish for eternal bliss and love.... <3 

Granted. Eternal bliss and love is here, but only for robots.

I wish for a shiny new car.

You are blinded by its shininess.

I wish for a back scratcher(my back itches.

Granted. Your arm is transformed into a small wooden back scratcher. It cannot reach your back.

I wish my tankard wasn't so empty...

It is filled now. With wet cement.

I wish I had a good movie to watch.

You've got a Laser-disk with every film on the IMDB top 100 list, and wouldn't you know it your player seems to be broken!

I wish I wasn't stuck at work for 4 more hours!

Granted. You're stuck there for 5 hours instead! And the extra hour is unpayed!

I wish I had the old AD&D modules in hard copy.

They are in very hard copy. And they appear above your head. You take 200d100 bludgeoning damage.

I wish for my player to be fixed.

Vet students show up to remove WoobyDoobyDoo's reproductive organs. (Spay and Neuter your pets!)

I wish I could go back and make different choices. (But once able to would I?)

Granted! ~ you now can bend the very timeline of times, but you gotta deal and sacrifice something of your own sanity. seeing the deaths, slaughters...of friends can tear on a human mind ~ 

 I wish for monsters accept me as i am and never kill me..~ 

Of course! They find you fascinating...you're kept in a zoo for the rest of your natural life!

I wish I was taking a nap right now!

WISH IS GRANTED!! ~~ You fall alseep, 1, 2, 3.... You napping for 10 min, 20...30....1 hour....2...4 hour.... you didn't tell when you wanted to wake up. so you sleeping forever! D: Oh no!!!

I wish i had wings on my back, so i could fly high in the skies above ~ <3

Congratulations, you now have a new pair of beautiful black wings. You also now have the body and mind of a bird. You no longer remember your life before being a bird. You spend the rest of your days eating roadkill on the side of the road. Oh, you’re a crow.

edit: forgot my wish. I wish to fall asleep for the next 8 hours.

Granted. You are asleep for those eight hours, and all the hours after that too, just to make sure.

I wish to never get ill or sick.

WISH GRANTED! ~~ <3 You never ever get sick but... you are a carrier of sickness. 


I wish i had a forever supply of food... <3

Granted, but you still have to pay for taking some from the supply.

I wish for the weather to be refreshing.

Granted! Too bad refreshing is subjective. The weather around the globe is now refreshing to a polar bear. Their habitats expanded, they now roam the world looking for their next meal. It’s you.

I wish my old dog was a puppy agin. (You’d better not kill my dog!)

Granted. The old dog is now a puppy. It is no longer your dog, and is going to be put down because it has rabies. (Not killed, but will be soon...)

I wish the post below me doesn't twist my wish.

Granted

....but the post below that one does!

I wish I was rich.