Granted. You get one quokka which is able to magically double itself every day. By the end of the month your quokka buddies are flooding the world in an apocalyptic flood of quokkas covering every bit of the land and sea and crushing all existing life until only the quokka remains. And because they keep doubling, they will eventually doom the galaxy and then the universe with their unfettered expansion.
I wish for a bunker that will allow me to survive the quokkapocalypse.
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You're a lv 1 ranger fighting 36548625375229735216923715397861448761548375168475864158371628174518375638753251983198191310519587132601875e06287058712064872351783453261293517261359438215438971953821489235138914351983519783519834513987458481925419873251982375198375419531124913784913104136874028752193538 cats. Of course, killing cats is not for people who have any soul, so you're done.
I wish for 36548625375229735216923715397861448761548375168475864158371628174518375638753251983198191310519587132601875e06287058712064872351783453261293517261359438215438971953821489235138914351983519783519834513987458481925419873251982375198375419531124913784913104136874028752193538 nice, adorable, fluffy, awesome cats.
granted everyone in the world gains infinite wishes except you
i wish for an ee
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. You get one quokka which is able to magically double itself every day. By the end of the month your quokka buddies are flooding the world in an apocalyptic flood of quokkas covering every bit of the land and sea and crushing all existing life until only the quokka remains. And because they keep doubling, they will eventually doom the galaxy and then the universe with their unfettered expansion.
I wish for a bunker that will allow me to survive the quokkapocalypse.
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Well, your bunker is made of one of the densest materials, uranium, and you die of radiation poisoning.
I wish for my very own Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeye.
i am a human being.
granted...
The US military thinks you as a national threat and comes after you
I wish to end world hunger
Everyone dies.
i wish to end world war 11.
Everyone dies.
I wish Warhammer 40k wasn't so expensive.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted! Warhammer 40k is not "so" expensive, as it is now "unbelievably, incredibly, unreasonably" expensive.
I wish You could multiclass into subclasses of the same class in DnD.
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You are now a Fiend/Celestial warlock, having to serve two conflicting masters, and you are torn apart by this existential conflict.
I wish everyone could spell Rogue and not write it as Rouge
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Everyone is able to cast the 9th-level spell "Rogue", which kills all non-rogue creatures. An evil rogue does so immediately.
I wish to be able to create homebrew classes on DnDBeyond.
DnD Beyond gets overloaded and crashes.
I wish that everyone has watched Star Wars at least once in their life
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they have and all hate it
i wish to see the void
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You do but fall into it and die.
I wish I were immortal.
You live to see the universe implode. You are left in a soundless, lightless void for eternity
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I wish that I could meet Luke Skywalker
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You become a random stormtrooper, whom Luke Skywalker slaughters without any effort.
I wish to play D&D.
You're a lv 1 ranger fighting 36548625375229735216923715397861448761548375168475864158371628174518375638753251983198191310519587132601875e06287058712064872351783453261293517261359438215438971953821489235138914351983519783519834513987458481925419873251982375198375419531124913784913104136874028752193538 cats. Of course, killing cats is not for people who have any soul, so you're done.
I wish for 36548625375229735216923715397861448761548375168475864158371628174518375638753251983198191310519587132601875e06287058712064872351783453261293517261359438215438971953821489235138914351983519783519834513987458481925419873251982375198375419531124913784913104136874028752193538 nice, adorable, fluffy, awesome cats.
i am a human being.
Wish granted. You can't feed them all. All but 4 die
I wish for a parrot
I play a lot of characters
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It screeches obscenities at you all day and all night
I wish for pizza
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it has PINEAPPLES on it.
i wish for infinite wishes.
granted everyone in the world gains infinite wishes except you
i wish for an ee
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You get an electric ee, which zaps you
I wish that I could fly
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