Granted, but bob eats your tacocats and steals your racecars.
I wish for the whole dndbeyond community to appreciate my pfp
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Therefore, only one person appreciates your pfp. That person is yourself.
I wish tau is better than 2pi
Granted. τ replaces 2π as a constant. However it's commonly mistaken for T=time, leading weird mathematics that accidentally cause a time loop and force you to repeat the worst day of your life ad infinitum.
I wish I could defrost meat at will so that I didn't have to plan a meal out days ahead of time in order to defrost what I need to cook it.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
It is. However it is so good that Disney decides it's not canon
I wish my Windows Personal Computer was better.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. You get the styles of basically every Harry on the planet. Some of them, unfortunately, are not all that fashionable. And ironically enough, of those excluding from this sampling is Harry Styles.
I wish for my vegetable garden to do great this year.
Granted. Harry Styles appears in your basement. In addition cops appear at your front door greatly concerned about this act of kidnapping. You are promptly arrested, convicted, sent to jail, and given a restraining order that prohibits you from being within 1,000 feet of him ever again.
Granted, however, this does nothing as all things that decide the date stay the same, and therefore have the same day.
I wish for a USB-C charging cable
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, but they all take individual baths, which really raises the water bill
I wish that I had not recently forgotten to save in a video game I was playing
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, but bob eats your tacocats and steals your racecars.
I wish for the whole dndbeyond community to appreciate my pfp
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted. Whole=100%. 100%=1
Therefore, only one person appreciates your pfp. That person is yourself.
I wish tau is better than 2pi
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
You calling me or bob the fish <`)))><
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
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Idk those are
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Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/173323-barbarian-wars
Join our ranks
Granted. τ replaces 2π as a constant. However it's commonly mistaken for T=time, leading weird mathematics that accidentally cause a time loop and force you to repeat the worst day of your life ad infinitum.
I wish I could defrost meat at will so that I didn't have to plan a meal out days ahead of time in order to defrost what I need to cook it.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. All meat defrosts and immediatly desinigrates when you try to thaw your ham. Guess everyone’s vegitarian now.
I wish for someone else’s wish to get granted
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
Granted, however it's twisted.
I wish for my windows PC to be better.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Your player character who is a window is amazing! He's your favorite character, until someone throws a rock at him
I wish I could be here more often
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted. You suffer a terrible accident that causes you to be bedbound and therefore have more time for the forums.
I wish for my watermelon plant to do well.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
It does very well, even better than you. You murder it in a fit of jealousy, but it has an army of devoted superfans who then murder you
I wish that the next Star Wars film was good
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It is. However it is so good that Disney decides it's not canon
I wish my Windows Personal Computer was better.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Your computer is better at breaking down
I wish to gain sun breathing style from demon slayer
Granted. You breath in the sun and are instantly vaporized.
I wish for harry styles
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
Granted. You get the styles of basically every Harry on the planet. Some of them, unfortunately, are not all that fashionable. And ironically enough, of those excluding from this sampling is Harry Styles.
I wish for my vegetable garden to do great this year.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
[ERR: NOT FOUND] [PARADOX DETECTED] [ORBITAL STRIKE TRIGGERED] [TARGET ELIMINATED]
I wish for the musical artist Harry Styles
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
Granted. Harry Styles appears in your basement. In addition cops appear at your front door greatly concerned about this act of kidnapping. You are promptly arrested, convicted, sent to jail, and given a restraining order that prohibits you from being within 1,000 feet of him ever again.
I wish it was Friday already.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, however, this does nothing as all things that decide the date stay the same, and therefore have the same day.
I wish for a USB-C charging cable
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. But none of the sockets work.
I wish dishes would clean themselves.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
(Thanks something I already have)
Granted, but they all take individual baths, which really raises the water bill
I wish that I had not recently forgotten to save in a video game I was playing
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature