I wish for all months except October to have 30 days, and all the extra days get added to October. Halloween lasts from October 31st to October 35th (or October 36th on leap years).
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Granted! Your family is killed by an unknown murderer, you track them down and kill them by Christmas, therefore you are joyful as you have gotten your revenge on the one who murdered your family. But then the police arrests you. Not so joyful now, huh?
Granted, but you become a turkey.
I wish for all months except October to have 30 days, and all the extra days get added to October. Halloween lasts from October 31st to October 35th (or October 36th on leap years).
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted but Halloween comes later and you die from lack of Halloween candy
I wish to compliment Kasrik on his new pfp
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you learn that he took that photo earlier today.
I wish for Halloween to be more intensely celebrated than Christmas.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted millions of people die from heart attacks as people put in much more effort
I wish for Mariah Carey to stop defrosting.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted.
I wish to resurrect Ronnie James Dio, with no cancer.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted he has lung disease instead
I wish for something. Anything.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, an anvil falls on your head from 30 feet up. You die.
I wish to cast reincarnate on Gibber.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted gibber is reincarnated as his pfp
I wish...
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
what do you wish
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
i wish for gta 5
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted a man comes and robs your house then leaves
I wish for GTA 0.31415923757382919475.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! GTA 0.31415923757382919475 is a horrible game and its sheer horribleness curses you to never play it again.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
I wish for sushi
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted you die of food poisoning
I wish for Hornet to format his wishes like this:
(Wish twist)
(Your own wish)
In one single comment.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! Now Hornet formats her wishes in one single comment, but the language is unrecognizable, so you will never know what Hornet says again.
I wish for a merry Christmas.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted a mare (a horse) with the letter E printed on it falls on you.
I wish for a joyful Christmas.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! Your family is killed by an unknown murderer, you track them down and kill them by Christmas, therefore you are joyful as you have gotten your revenge on the one who murdered your family. But then the police arrests you. Not so joyful now, huh?
I wish for it to rain.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted. It rains anvils like in Minecraft minigames, but it's nonstop.
I wish that the world had Pokémon and I had a Pikachu like Ash's
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
Wish granted. However your body is not build like an anime protagonist's, so the first time your Pikachu shocks you, you get electrocuted to dead.
I wish for a new sweater.
Granted it's a beautiful Christmas sweater... That falls in the mud and becomes horrible!
I wish for Riptide to know there is a literal Pokemon thread that Doodle made
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ