Granted you do a high note that is so beautiful... Then your voice cracks, people yell at you angrily, your voice box breaks, then you lose your voice forever...
I wish to figure out who is mafia in the mafia game I am currently in.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Your singing voice is so beautiful that people come from around the world to hear it, day and night, and now you can never stop singing or your audience will riot and kill you.
You compliment him, but at the sound of "gravity falls", bill cipher reawakens and destroys earth.
I wish to destroy the universe and re create it.
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Granted, it's exactly the same as before, just slightly to the left.
I wish for an infinitely long fruit by the foot.
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"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted it's stale
I wish to move the entire universe slightly to the right
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Your fruit by the foot is so long that it wraps around the entire world, suffocating ever living thing, including you.
I wish to be a dragon but people aren't scared of me unless I want them to be
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The entire universe moves slightly to the left, causing it to collide with another universe. Both universes implode.
I wish to be a dragon but people aren't scared of me unless I want them to be
Granted they now want to ride you intensely. They pile on top of you and crush you.
I wish for nobody to get ninja'ed again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! People aren't ninja'ed but shot instead. Better?
I wish for a beautiful singing voice.
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Granted you do a high note that is so beautiful... Then your voice cracks, people yell at you angrily, your voice box breaks, then you lose your voice forever...
I wish to figure out who is mafia in the mafia game I am currently in.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Your singing voice is so beautiful that people come from around the world to hear it, day and night, and now you can never stop singing or your audience will riot and kill you.
I wish for sushi
Aaaa I keep being late xP
Sorry about that
I wish to stop granting wishes late
*it's ok ninjas happen all the time (ninjas are just what we call it when stuff like that happens)*
Granted you become sushi and get sold at sushi king
I wish for infinite money to order from sushi king
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Your infinite money leads to the economy crashing, so it is all worthless. Society collapses, and you end up dying in a fight over a bag of chips
I wish that my cold got better
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Granted it turns into the exact opposite-- a fever
I wish for SirDippingsaucePines to not get upset over ninjas as it's a perfectly natural occurence
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, now you're upset about ninjas instead
I wish to have sushi that I can eat
Granted you can eat it but you would be a cannibal... CAUSE YOURE SUSHI!
I wish to become the ultimate detective to win the game of mafia I am currently in.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You die from food poisoning.
I wish to have a pokemon that does not want to hurt me and loves me
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Granted. You were misheard, and the wish granter thought you said "halve." You cut the pokemon in half.
I wish my wishes would no longer get twisted