My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted you get an ent that can solve every problem in the universe, except how to remove the adhesive. It knocks you out with a golf club in frustration.
I wish to be able to revive any thread at will.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A paradox has been created. You can't wish for less wishes since you have less wishes, which means you don't get less wishes which means you do wish for it...
I wish to have the intelligence of a knowledge god irl
Granted. You are always perpendicular to the ground.
I wish that I could shut off my pain receptors at will.
Granted you can do it at a resteraunt called "Will's Tacos", which requires you to have pain receptors active or they kick you out
I wish for a lounge for the genie to rest in
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get a lounge, but the chair is a mimic.
I wish for a pet mimic.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted, you only use 1999 lb. of makeup
I wish for Final Fantasy 10
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
the genie dosent understand pop culture these days so it can't grant your wish
I wish to have 1000 posts on DND Beyond
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
late again:(
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Granted a board at your workplace/school/wherever you mainly go in the day is full of posts from you about things like eating healthy.
I wish for the genie to have a completely innocent lounge to relax in without any mimics
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, but it's boring. The walls are all beige.
I wish for some C H E E S E.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted it's stinky and taped to your nose
I wish for some irreversible tape to use on the stinky cheese
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you end up taping it to yourself by accident.
I wish for some universal solvent to get rid of the adhesive on the tape.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you get an ent that can solve every problem in the universe, except how to remove the adhesive. It knocks you out with a golf club in frustration.
I wish to be able to revive any thread at will.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. But after discovering you have this ability, the Three Fates get angry and cut your thread of life.
I wish TheMadGibber understands this allusion.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! He understands but no one else does *I don’t understand it anyway..*
I wish I had 500$ delivered to my doorstep every year on January 1st
Transmit the message to the receiver
Hope for an answer someday
I got three passports, a couple of visas
You don't even know my real name
It's counterfeit money, not worth anything and it gets you arrested
I wish for a million bucks, but if anyone says male deer in response to this wish they explode
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get a million boy deer
I wish for less wishes.
PM me the word “Tomato”
A paradox has been created. You can't wish for less wishes since you have less wishes, which means you don't get less wishes which means you do wish for it...
I wish to have the intelligence of a knowledge god irl
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The knowledge god scorns you for wanting it’s power and turns you into a gibbering mouther.
I wish for my lactose intolerance to be cured.
PM me the word “Tomato”
*so the knowledge god does nothing I already am one*
Granted you now have an allergy to everything but lactose. This includes air.
I wish for a cup of cheer that is perfectly safe.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Yes, the cup of cheer is perfectly safe. But the chain of events created by the wish for said cup of cheer starts world war III and you die
I wish to have immunity to non-magical Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing damage.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire