Jeff the evil room a is quintupled in power, your power is divided by five, but the power transfer is too much for you, and Jeff sucks up ALL your power. Muahahahaha! Jeff!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
They get a nemesis. It’s an arch. But the arch is stuck as an arch and can’t use its power.
i wish for Jeff to brutally murder his Arch nemesis
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Granted, he does it with ease and accidentally causes the ceiling to fall on you. (He survives) However, he revives you and you are able to keep living
I wish to thank Jeff for his act of kindness to Bananer
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Jeff’s power is now 160 times in power and turns you into a Jeff star spawn. The downside is that my Jeff the evil roomba homebrew will be released on DMs guild and dnd beyond with you and the other cultists in the credits for Jeff the evil roomba.(this is not a joke I am going to make it)
I wish for Jeff the evil roomba as doubling to become doubling then quintupling(meaning Jeff the evil roomba is now 1600 times in power, 16000 next wish, so on). I also shit my pants due to the downsides. But anything is worth Jeff’s power.
I wish for Kasrik to say Jeff the Evil Roomba's full name to avoid misunderstandings like these
Sorry. Autocorrect did Jeff instead of Jeff the evil roomab.
Kasrik says the full name and gains a charm of Jeff the evil roomba. You get a blessing of Jeff the evil roomba.(the charm but permanent and with the Siege Monster trait and resistance to psychic damage and all damage from clay and similar rocks) Also the pants are shat.
Charm of Jeff the evil roomba
Roomba Beam:The Monster can use an action to clean all clay within 100 feet and gains 1 temporary hit point for each foot of clay cleaned, then deals that much d4 psychic damage to all enemies of Jeff the evil roomba.
The charm only lasts for 5 roomba beams but Jeff can recharge it.
I wish Jeff is at 32,000,000,000,000 times the power and survives.
I wish for everyone reading this post to join the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult and Praise Jeff! *We should probably do non Jeff related wishes after this since the whole point of this thread is twisting the wish and we physically can't if it benefits Jeff*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
You get a magical thing called "Jeff the evil claymore roomba's bane", a lump of clay capable of destroying jeff the claymore roomba forever. if any part of it touches jeff, he is destroyed
I wish people would realize jeff's evilness and stop trying to help him. we have wishes. he is not unstoppable. we just have to fight.
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Granted, no twist. Can't go against the will of Jeff.
I wish for Jeff's power growth to also grow members in the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeff the evil room a is quintupled in power, your power is divided by five, but the power transfer is too much for you, and Jeff sucks up ALL your power. Muahahahaha! Jeff!
I wish that Jeff will always have clay to eat
awwww ninjaed
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Granted. No twist when it's beneficial to Jeff, unless if you count his quintupling in power as a twist.
I wish for his quintupling in power to also increase members in the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It increases the decrease of members.
I wish for 4 fours
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
They crush you for trying to lower the amount of Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult members
I wish for more members in the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, more then before it was decreased and the members don't decrease in any way
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
They become to large and begin to be corrupted.
I wish for Jeff the evil roomba to have an arch-nemisis. With the same amount of power.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
They get a nemesis. It’s an arch. But the arch is stuck as an arch and can’t use its power.
i wish for Jeff to brutally murder his Arch nemesis
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Granted, he does it with ease and accidentally causes the ceiling to fall on you. (He survives) However, he revives you and you are able to keep living
I wish to thank Jeff for his act of kindness to Bananer
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, but he demands clay.
I wish to give Jeff some clay.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Jeff’s power is now 160 times in power and turns you into a Jeff star spawn. The downside is that my Jeff the evil roomba homebrew will be released on DMs guild and dnd beyond with you and the other cultists in the credits for Jeff the evil roomba.(this is not a joke I am going to make it)
I wish for Jeff the evil roomba as doubling to become doubling then quintupling(meaning Jeff the evil roomba is now 1600 times in power, 16000 next wish, so on). I also shit my pants due to the downsides. But anything is worth Jeff’s power.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted, but you give it to the wrong Jeff
I wish for Kasrik to say Jeff the Evil Roomba's full name to avoid misunderstandings like these
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Sorry. Autocorrect did Jeff instead of Jeff the evil roomab.
Kasrik says the full name and gains a charm of Jeff the evil roomba. You get a blessing of Jeff the evil roomba.(the charm but permanent and with the Siege Monster trait and resistance to psychic damage and all damage from clay and similar rocks) Also the pants are shat.
Charm of Jeff the evil roomba
Roomba Beam:The Monster can use an action to clean all clay within 100 feet and gains 1 temporary hit point for each foot of clay cleaned, then deals that much d4 psychic damage to all enemies of Jeff the evil roomba.
The charm only lasts for 5 roomba beams but Jeff can recharge it.
I wish Jeff is at 32,000,000,000,000 times the power and survives.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted.
I wish for everyone reading this post to join the Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult and Praise Jeff! *We should probably do non Jeff related wishes after this since the whole point of this thread is twisting the wish and we physically can't if it benefits Jeff*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I start the forum. HERE https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/190964-jeff-the-evil-roomba-cult
Also the pants are shat.
I wish to cause all previous wishes to happen again.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
They all happen. But the bad effects happen to only you.
I wish for Jeff the roomba's nemesis, the holy arch of way, to be revived.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Not granted! That cannot happen!
I wish for people to join my new RP thread, Grimmshire: the silent city.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Granted I joined
I wish for more people to help me Defeat this carrion beast attacking a little girl.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Granted, sadly heart attacks are awefully common, so people join but quickly die of mass heart attacks
I wish for 1,000 bucks
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
They are spread out to everyone In the immediate vicinity.
I wish for a thing
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
You get a magical thing called "Jeff the evil claymore roomba's bane", a lump of clay capable of destroying jeff the claymore roomba forever. if any part of it touches jeff, he is destroyed
I wish people would realize jeff's evilness and stop trying to help him. we have wishes. he is not unstoppable. we just have to fight.