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You get the power but not the means too do so.
I wish for cool fashionable men's gloves.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Well if I can't get what I want, then neither can you. Your request for gloves has hereby been DENIED!
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
Where's your wish?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Quote from DRAGY55555 >> ... I wish for cool fashionable men's gloves.
... I wish for cool fashionable men's gloves.
Granted. Fashionable, yet several sizes too small.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Extended Signature
You grow by the height of a horse's bit.
I wish I never had to do laundry again. Ever.
Thank you.ChrisW
Ones are righteous. And one day, we just might believe it.
Wish granted you no longer have clothes, no clothes = no laundry, have fun!
I wish I had my license
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You are now licensed to distribute pharmaceuticals. But without any transportation you aren't able to attend continuing education and your licence lapses.
I wish I was a baller.
You wake up to see that you are a melon baler, and they are letting you stagy stick from melon juice instead of washing you.
I wish to gain a new android brand phone that is not broken.
Wish granted but the phone is dead and you don’t have a charger to charge it
I wish I had my drivers license
Wish granted, you are licensed to drive magic carpets. Now all you need to do is get one!
I wish the two druids in my party would work together and not try to turn into wolves and eat each other.
They turn into bears, and try to eat everything else.
I wish for the genie to get a raise, they are doing a great job.
The genie floats 1 inch higher off the floor
I wish that I could finally get into a newbie-friendly a campaign IRL
Congrats, you got a stuffed wolf called the NEWBIE-FRIENDLY A CAMPAIGN IRL STUFFED WOLF TOY.have fun.
I wish I would get into one last campaign.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted but you are stuck with me, have fun!
I wish I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, not Norway, Iowa
Congrats! You are in a rapid moving river on cedar road in Iowa! Have fun drowning!
I wish for a wish.
Wish granted, that was your wish
I wish I lived in the town Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Congrtas! A town called cedar in Iowa is hit by a rapid, and you live in it! Have fun drowning!I wish I could spell congrats right.
Wish granted but you don’t know how to spell anything else right
I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow
CONGRATS! skool dose note existe, soi ye doent hafe te gu te skool! bat, ne une es smert nemre.
e wieesh e cld speel rite..
Wish granted but you can no longer spell congrats right
I wish BoboBoombang was my friend
You get the power but not the means too do so.
I wish for cool fashionable men's gloves.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Well if I can't get what I want, then neither can you. Your request for gloves has hereby been DENIED!
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
Where's your wish?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Granted. Fashionable, yet several sizes too small.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Extended Signature
You grow by the height of a horse's bit.
I wish I never had to do laundry again. Ever.
Thank you.
ChrisW
Ones are righteous. And one day, we just might believe it.
Wish granted you no longer have clothes, no clothes = no laundry, have fun!
I wish I had my license
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You are now licensed to distribute pharmaceuticals. But without any transportation you aren't able to attend continuing education and your licence lapses.
I wish I was a baller.
Extended Signature
You wake up to see that you are a melon baler, and they are letting you stagy stick from melon juice instead of washing you.
I wish to gain a new android brand phone that is not broken.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Wish granted but the phone is dead and you don’t have a charger to charge it
I wish I had my drivers license
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you are licensed to drive magic carpets. Now all you need to do is get one!
I wish the two druids in my party would work together and not try to turn into wolves and eat each other.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
They turn into bears, and try to eat everything else.
I wish for the genie to get a raise, they are doing a great job.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The genie floats 1 inch higher off the floor
I wish that I could finally get into a newbie-friendly a campaign IRL
Congrats, you got a stuffed wolf called the NEWBIE-FRIENDLY A CAMPAIGN IRL STUFFED WOLF TOY.have fun.
I wish I would get into one last campaign.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted but you are stuck with me, have fun!
I wish I lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, not Norway, Iowa
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrats! You are in a rapid moving river on cedar road in Iowa! Have fun drowning!
I wish for a wish.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted, that was your wish
I wish I lived in the town Cedar Rapids, Iowa
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrtas! A town called cedar in Iowa is hit by a rapid, and you live in it! Have fun drowning!
I wish I could spell congrats right.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted but you don’t know how to spell anything else right
I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
CONGRATS! skool dose note existe, soi ye doent hafe te gu te skool! bat, ne une es smert nemre.
e wieesh e cld speel rite..
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Wish granted but you can no longer spell congrats right
I wish BoboBoombang was my friend
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue