A lovely pair of purple socks appears on your bed. They are several sizes too small for you.
I wish I had a fresh loaf of home-baked bread that I didn't have to bake myself.
It's a miracle! A steaming, fresh-baked loaf of wheat bread appears on your kitchen table. When you cut into it, however, chicken noodle soup pours out, making a terrible mess.
I wish when I learned someone's name, I never forgot it.
Congrats! You can teleport! Now you can't!
i wish I could teleport people at will...
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Wish Granted, You can teleport them an inch from where they were!!
I wish I was a god
Wish Granted! your name is now a god!
I wish my twists were good...
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Wish granted but everything else is bad
I wish I was a brunette
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Due to a mispronunciation on your part, you are now a bulette.
I wish I could have a single dollar in American standard currency.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
you forgot your wish ech0six
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
I have since corrected it.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
Congrats, you now have exactly one American dollar, total, to your name.
I wish I lived somewhere it didn't get dark before 6 pm.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
wish granted it is dark all the time
I wish I had good grades
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted, you’re grades instantly go up, so does the amount of test and homework. Now you just have to keep them that way.
I wish I was bilingual
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
You learn primordial, and no one else understands it.
I wish for some purple socks too appear on my bed.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
A lovely pair of purple socks appears on your bed. They are several sizes too small for you.
I wish I had a fresh loaf of home-baked bread that I didn't have to bake myself.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
It's a miracle! A steaming, fresh-baked loaf of wheat bread appears on your kitchen table. When you cut into it, however, chicken noodle soup pours out, making a terrible mess.
I wish when I learned someone's name, I never forgot it.
"The Epic Level Handbook wasn't that bad, guys.
Guys, pls."
In order to make room for this new information, you forget parts of yourself. Where you live, where you work, your name...
I wish I knew things about stuff.
You know things about stuff, but you don't know stuff about things anymore.
I wish my fingernails would stay at the length I like them at without breaking off all the time.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
They just disintigrate too stay that short. You get nail dust everywhere.
I wish for a new hat.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
The hat is made for giants and is huge. When it appears, it crushes you and you die.
I wish I had Xanathar's Guide to Everything
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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You have it, but it's in a language that neither you nor anyone you know can read.
I wish I would never get sick again.
"Can we please stop debating philosophy with the dapper crab?"
Wish granted you cant get sick when you are dead
I wish that a cute guy would like me
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrats, he will like the person who is your identical twin, and better at everything you are good at named Me!
I wish my farts were nuclear missiles....
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