Wish granted. Earth gets sucked into a wandering black hole killing everything on it, including this sub.
I wish the races of D&D were real.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Good job, good Samaritan! Barab Ababo is elected to be Presiserp of UnitinU Stats Inc. Barab, a 24 year old high school drop out has never heard of the company UnitinU Stats, nor does he know what position Presiserp is. However, he is enjoying his pay bump.
I wish flying cars, Jetson's style, were real.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
A happy, young married couple passes you by on the street.
I wish for a perfect sandwich.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
The bread is fresh and spongy, the lettuce and tomato are crisp and still speckled with the morning dew, only the choicest cuts of meats delicately cut and arranged in the most visually stunning way, your favorite condiments are present in the exact right proportions... you go to reach for your sandwich and your hands stop just short of it...
You realize that once this perfect luncheon item is touched by anyone, it will be spoiled for ever... this must never happen, and so the sandwich slowly stales and rots.
I wish to never be affected by body glitter again.
CONGRATS! Your computer is fast. Maybe too fast. It now automatically assumes you want to send your email on the dark web, sell people, and has called the police on you, while fudging police reports and computers at the pentagon to make you a terrorist. Oops!
Granted. You have been transferred to a new location where you will be working days...
...in the middle of the Gobi desert.
I wish dinosaurs (non-avian) were living.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
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Wish granted. Earth gets sucked into a wandering black hole killing everything on it, including this sub.
I wish the races of D&D were real.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
They are, including krakens. Pretty soon, they've destroyed everything.
I wish for 2 number 9s with extra dip and a number 5 large
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
9dip dip
9dip dip
5
I wish for a happily ever after :-)
Current Player In: The Guild as Elsara Deepmoon
You die decently happy. Cool I guess.
I wish for a C R O N C H Y chip
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
It is not good. You won't reverse psychology your way through this one.
I wish to get the next year right.
Extended Signature
Congrats! All of next year, you never go left, only right!
I wish for good DMing skills.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
You are very good, but all your players suck.
I wish for some watery mac and noodle
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Congrats! You drown surrounded by Smash bros. Little Mac for glory players, who are all holding noodles!
I wish my players were good
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
All your playerd are good, but you now suck at DMing
I wish for BaraB ObabO to be PresiserP of the UnitinU StatS
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Good job, good Samaritan! Barab Ababo is elected to be Presiserp of UnitinU Stats Inc. Barab, a 24 year old high school drop out has never heard of the company UnitinU Stats, nor does he know what position Presiserp is. However, he is enjoying his pay bump.
I wish flying cars, Jetson's style, were real.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
They exist, but are extremely fuel inefficient.
I wish for a new, fresh meme.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
There is a new meme, but it soon gets drowned out by reposts.
I wish for a pony
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
You get a pony. But it's little. it's your little pony.....
I wish for a wish fish to go swish.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
The genie makes a perfect basket.
I wish for true love to come my way.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
A happy, young married couple passes you by on the street.
I wish for a perfect sandwich.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Your wish is granted.
The bread is fresh and spongy, the lettuce and tomato are crisp and still speckled with the morning dew, only the choicest cuts of meats delicately cut and arranged in the most visually stunning way, your favorite condiments are present in the exact right proportions... you go to reach for your sandwich and your hands stop just short of it...
You realize that once this perfect luncheon item is touched by anyone, it will be spoiled for ever... this must never happen, and so the sandwich slowly stales and rots.
I wish to never be affected by body glitter again.
Granted! Anyone with body glitter avoids you like the plague and stores that carry it banned you.
I wish for a faster computer.
CONGRATS! Your computer is fast. Maybe too fast. It now automatically assumes you want to send your email on the dark web, sell people, and has called the police on you, while fudging police reports and computers at the pentagon to make you a terrorist. Oops!
I wish gummy bears.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted! A group of grizzly bears are now angery because there strawberry flavored and you're the target of their frustation.
I wish I could stop working night shift and go to days.
Granted. You have been transferred to a new location where you will be working days...
...in the middle of the Gobi desert.
I wish dinosaurs (non-avian) were living.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.