Granted, you still age, though. Eventually, you're nothing but a bag of bones that's too weak to move.
I wish I was the Supreme Ruler of Earth, and everyone loved me because I always knew the right decision, and Earth and humanity lived happily ever after for eternity.
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"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
As this wish takes hold you're consciousness is folded into a pocket dimension where your every child like fantasy is fulfilled, you're incapable of making a bad decision, all forms of life admire you... clinging unquestioniclingly to your every word and somewhere in the back of your mind you feel an empty hollowness set in as any sense of adventure and danger is erased from your existence..
Meanwhile your catatonic body collapses lifelessly in the street. Your eyes unblinking as a stream of drool drips from your mouth.
I wish for a terrible, but good natured clown to ruin my sister-in-law's 30th birthday party
Granted, the clown thoroughly ruins your sister in law's birthday, but in the process their good nature captures the heart of your sibling. Your sibling promptly divorces your sister in law and marries the clown. You now have a terrible clown as an in-law.
I wish that I was always accepted for whatever jobs I applied for.
Granted, you can draw really well with a sword. Unfortunately, the market for sword art is really small, and your great skill is nothing more than a novelty.
I wish that I could read whatever minds I desired to, when I desired to.
Your wish is granted... at first you find it amusing how everyone you read is constantly focused on trivial and self centered thoughts, this quickly looses its charm as you focus on your heroes and personal idols. The constant themes of petty squabbles, carnal lust, hypercritical disdain and self superiority quickly erodes your faith in humanity as a whole, and within days of getting your new found power, you swear to never use it again, but the damage is done and the world is forever darker, dirtier and less vibrant than the one you saw before.
I wish I could keep a house plant alive for more than a month.
Granted! WotC creates the "School of Time" for the Wizard class & YOU are the 1st to use it. You immediately feel it's under-powered.
Wish cold fusion was a thing.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted. You can now predict the winning lottery numbers, up to a week in advance, of one of Venezuelan's most prominent lottery drawings...
...payed in Bolivars.
I wish we knew if there were life on other planets and/or moons in the Universe.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Wish granted. Your room is filled with the most delicious chocolate chip cookies and as soon as one is eaten it gets replaced. The weight of all of them slowly crushes you and there is no escape as they keep reappearing.
I wish for teleportation to be a common mode of transport
Granted! The secret to teleportation has been discovered just as combustion engines have mysteriously stopped working. Of course, this means people have to go through the excruciating pain of having their molecules ripped apart one by one and put back together again (hopefully, in the same pattern they were taken from).
I wish I could accurately type without having to use a keyboard.
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DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted, you still age, though. Eventually, you're nothing but a bag of bones that's too weak to move.
I wish I was the Supreme Ruler of Earth, and everyone loved me because I always knew the right decision, and Earth and humanity lived happily ever after for eternity.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
As this wish takes hold you're consciousness is folded into a pocket dimension where your every child like fantasy is fulfilled, you're incapable of making a bad decision, all forms of life admire you... clinging unquestioniclingly to your every word and somewhere in the back of your mind you feel an empty hollowness set in as any sense of adventure and danger is erased from your existence..
Meanwhile your catatonic body collapses lifelessly in the street. Your eyes unblinking as a stream of drool drips from your mouth.
I wish for a terrible, but good natured clown to ruin my sister-in-law's 30th birthday party
Granted, the clown thoroughly ruins your sister in law's birthday, but in the process their good nature captures the heart of your sibling. Your sibling promptly divorces your sister in law and marries the clown. You now have a terrible clown as an in-law.
I wish that I was always accepted for whatever jobs I applied for.
Granted... but you only applied for bad jobs so CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are now the lead sewage worker.
I wish for an Infinite Dollar.
THis Infinite Dollar destroys the economy, and you are now dead after an assassination to be that dollar.
I wish for awesomeness.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted you become so awesome that you pure awesomeness kills every living thing on earth.
I wish that the artificer class will become official and will be amazing.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
The Artificer is renamed to Official and Amazing. Riot ensues.
I wish people wouldnt give me bad wishes.
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Granted the wishes now wished on this thread are so amazing that you slowly drift into depression at the fact that you can't actually grant them.
I wish that I coulds become masterfully skilled at the sword and drawing things.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted, you can draw really well with a sword. Unfortunately, the market for sword art is really small, and your great skill is nothing more than a novelty.
I wish that I could read whatever minds I desired to, when I desired to.
Your wish is granted... at first you find it amusing how everyone you read is constantly focused on trivial and self centered thoughts, this quickly looses its charm as you focus on your heroes and personal idols. The constant themes of petty squabbles, carnal lust, hypercritical disdain and self superiority quickly erodes your faith in humanity as a whole, and within days of getting your new found power, you swear to never use it again, but the damage is done and the world is forever darker, dirtier and less vibrant than the one you saw before.
I wish I could keep a house plant alive for more than a month.
Granted you can keep a plant for thirty two days and then afterwards the plant will audibly air it's pain in death as it wilts.
I wish that I could cast vicious mockery and it work just like it does in dnd and no drawbacks.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Wish granted. You can cast vicious mockery just like in DnD if you create a bard.
I wish to be able to control time
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Granted! WotC creates the "School of Time" for the Wizard class & YOU are the 1st to use it. You immediately feel it's under-powered.
Wish cold fusion was a thing.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Wish granted. It is a thing, just a hypothetical thing.
I wish to never run out of money
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Granted, you now never run out of Venezuelan Bolivars. Despite this, you still can't afford a loaf of bread.
I wish I could predict the winning lottery numbers up to a week before the drawings.
Granted. You can now predict the winning lottery numbers, up to a week in advance, of one of Venezuelan's most prominent lottery drawings...
...payed in Bolivars.
I wish we knew if there were life on other planets and/or moons in the Universe.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted. You now know there is highly advanced life on other planets that hate us and are planning the complete annihilation of the human race .
I wish for an unlimited supply of real good chocolate chip cookies.
Wish granted. Your room is filled with the most delicious chocolate chip cookies and as soon as one is eaten it gets replaced. The weight of all of them slowly crushes you and there is no escape as they keep reappearing.
I wish for teleportation to be a common mode of transport
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
Granted! The secret to teleportation has been discovered just as combustion engines have mysteriously stopped working. Of course, this means people have to go through the excruciating pain of having their molecules ripped apart one by one and put back together again (hopefully, in the same pattern they were taken from).
I wish I could accurately type without having to use a keyboard.
DM: Are you sure?
Wizard: Yes. I cast the Wish spell and I wish that everybody loves me!
DM: You transform into an irresistible, magnificent feast. It was so great, all who participated in devouring you tell of the joy they felt with tears in their eyes and all who hear the tale only feel sorrow that they weren't there to eat.
Granted. You can now type using your mind, but every time you do this your words appear on every computer, tablet, and smartphone around the world.
I wish for a ballon.