Granted, the challenge rating system is removed from existence. About 47241 friend groups instantly break up after the DM throws a tarasque at them at Level 1, with twice that much to follow each day until nobody plays DnD anymore.
I wish for a swishy fish dish that's eye doesn't twitch, otherwise I would throw that swishy fish dish with a twitch in a ditch and not eat it with a guy named Mitch.
Gibber... I read the text before your name and said "wow some complete gibberish" well granted but now your swish fish dish makes your eye itch, -you know what I wish not to do this anymore
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
I wish for people not to be racisit to dragon Borns any more :(
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has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
it gets eaten by three giant cosmic bears.
I fish for Tenbay to not be able to post on this thread.
PM me the word tomato
Granted, but i decline the fish, sorry.
i wish for someone to wish something that doesnt prevent me from not posting on here(i will stop posting that much though dw)
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Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
ok granted, I wish something that doesnt prevent you from not posting on here
thats a double negative. I wish for tenbay to not be able to post on this thread
PM me the word tomato
Granted, ten bays can no longer post on this thread
I wish for an infinite refillable ice cream machine
I give you an infinite number of ice cream machines that can *hypothetically* be refilled.
I wish for access to the multiverse
You see eldritch horrors beyond your comprehension and go insane
I wish for this thread to be revived
It is revived for 16621 hours, and then it'll be gone forever.
I wish for a single cubic inch of "5 nines" (99.999% pure) gold.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You transform into one cubic inch of 99.999% pure gold.
I wish that D&D 5e's challenge rating system didn't suck.
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
Granted, the challenge rating system is removed from existence. About 47241 friend groups instantly break up after the DM throws a tarasque at them at Level 1, with twice that much to follow each day until nobody plays DnD anymore.
I wish for a swishy fish dish that's eye doesn't twitch, otherwise I would throw that swishy fish dish with a twitch in a ditch and not eat it with a guy named Mitch.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Gibber... I read the text before your name and said "wow some complete gibberish" well granted but now your swish fish dish makes your eye itch, -you know what I wish not to do this anymore
...your doing this 5x more
I wish for ONE GOOD patron for a warlock
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Granted, now the Hexblade is the only Warlock patron in the entirety of existence.
I wish that Hasbro didn't treat us consumers like cash cows.
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
They decide to divest the Dungeons & Dragons brand. Elon Musk buys it for the memes.
I wish that all those that want consistent groups with good DMs find them!
They find good groups, but school comes back into session and the groups have to break up.
I wish I was as cool as the guy in my pfp.
;D
Your wish is granted! You are now a conch shell. Didn't say which guy in the pfp.
I wish to be with Aaravos in my profile picture.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Granted! Your profile no longer loads because its too cool.
I wish for a lucky penny
You get one! It grants your enemies advantage on attack rolls against you.
I wish for a pet cat.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
granted its a mimic
I wish for people not to be racisit to dragon Borns any more :(
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock,has elemental,demon baron,and spider queen pact left with elemental
I am my inner demons ELDRITCH BLAST
ive been hit by disinagraite 3 times in one campaign and failed to get a pact with sulune
Granted. Now they are racist to Kobolds.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
You did not make a wish so granted: You are erased from existing.
I wish for the Twist The Wish Genie to vanish.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
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