Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Granted, but everyone gets more than 6 free characters not just you (no one said the twist had to be bad)
I wish to be in the Mountain Biking Downhill World Championships in 2030
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. To do so you're encased in a gelatinous substance, fed only pure nutrients via a tube, and stimulated to aerobic exercise via electric shocks. You aren't injured. But at what cost?
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
you enter the Madrid Turtle Baking Dalak Humming World Championships.
also, is that a swear in yo sig
I wish for SEVENTEEN pancakes, no more no less.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Granted. But they're whole wheat ones.
I wish for more than 6 character slots for free.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but everyone gets more than 6 free characters not just you (no one said the twist had to be bad)
I wish to be in the Mountain Biking Downhill World Championships in 2030
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. But it's all downhill from there.
*ba-dum tss*
I wish for the twists in this thread to always be negative.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
(LMAO, ive got a shirt that says smth like that, ill get a pic of it)
Granted, but they are all double negatives
I wish to never be injured
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, SPD, hEDS, Pots and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up, all these are professionally diagnosed) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. To do so you're encased in a gelatinous substance, fed only pure nutrients via a tube, and stimulated to aerobic exercise via electric shocks. You aren't injured. But at what cost?
I wish for a punny shirt.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you get a shirt that is covered in puns.
I wish to get drunk
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Granted. You pass out, wake up in a pool of your own vomit, and have a massive headache.
I wish for easy simple recipes to do with chicken.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida