Granted, but everyone gets more than 6 free characters not just you (no one said the twist had to be bad)
I wish to be in the Mountain Biking Downhill World Championships in 2030
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. To do so you're encased in a gelatinous substance, fed only pure nutrients via a tube, and stimulated to aerobic exercise via electric shocks. You aren't injured. But at what cost?
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
I wish for AspenInTheTrees to understand that if I wasn't oh so merciful, I could've made the pancakes (all 2000) appear directly in their stomach, blowing them up.
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The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you get a milk shake made with human hands as one of the key ingrediants.
I wish my players did not want the USS enterprise in a fantasy setting.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
they no longer want it, but now they HAVE to get it, so now you are all unhappy
I wish I had a boyfriend
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
you enter the Madrid Turtle Baking Dalak Humming World Championships.
also, is that a swear in yo sig
I wish for SEVENTEEN pancakes, no more no less.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted. But they're whole wheat ones.
I wish for more than 6 character slots for free.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but everyone gets more than 6 free characters not just you (no one said the twist had to be bad)
I wish to be in the Mountain Biking Downhill World Championships in 2030
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. But it's all downhill from there.
*ba-dum tss*
I wish for the twists in this thread to always be negative.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
(LMAO, ive got a shirt that says smth like that, ill get a pic of it)
Granted, but they are all double negatives
I wish to never be injured
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, and more... (my body and brain are ****ed up) I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted. To do so you're encased in a gelatinous substance, fed only pure nutrients via a tube, and stimulated to aerobic exercise via electric shocks. You aren't injured. But at what cost?
I wish for a punny shirt.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you get a shirt that is covered in puns.
I wish to get drunk
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Granted. You pass out, wake up in a pool of your own vomit, and have a massive headache.
I wish for easy simple recipes to do with chicken.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but the recipe is cursed. When you get the chicken out of the oven, it springs to life, grabs a kitchen knife, and starts dueling you
If you win, you get to eat the chicken, if you lose, the chicken will season and cook you
I wish for Pokemon legends ZA to get 3d windows and balconies.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Your wish is granted. Pokemon Legends ZA ends up not a game at all but among the worst versions of Romeo and Juliet
I wish someone would twist this wish of mine.
Whose Romeo and whose Juliet?!?!
Also, your wish gets twisted so far it becomes... normal?
I wish for something
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
you get Something, my pet black hole
I wish for EIGHTEEN pancakes
No more posting. Sorry!
You get eighteen 1-inch radius pancakes.
I wish for two thousand normal sized waffles.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
They all appear above you, crushing you instantly
I wish for AspenInTheTrees to understand that if I wasn't oh so merciful, I could've made the pancakes (all 2000) appear directly in their stomach, blowing them up.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
THEY understand it but chooses not to care.
I wish for the .950 jdj fat mac
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
It kills you by crushing you
I wish for a diamond dog that's the size of a normal dog, can't kill me, must be near me, and cannot hire anyone or anything to kill me
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted, the dog doesn't kill you, I do.
I wish for something
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You get something which is a box with nothing
I wish for someone to give me a handshake
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
you get a milk shake made with human hands as one of the key ingrediants.
I wish my players did not want the USS enterprise in a fantasy setting.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
they no longer want it, but now they HAVE to get it, so now you are all unhappy
I wish I had a boyfriend
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3