a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Okay. Granted. Your players brains now contain a single bit, as in the smallest measure of digital data. As I'm assuming your players aren't robots, this new digital data in their brains has no effect on them.
I wish Weslockes good luck on their AP test.
WAIT I DON'T WANT THAT TWISTED UMMMUMMUMMUM TWIST THIS ONE INSTEAD: I wish for my hair to grow out to exactly the length I want it to by the time I wake up tomorrow.
And, BARD, are your pronouns still E/E? I thought we undid that a while back when we wished the Book of Es out of existence. I just wanna know what to call you :)
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them :[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Granted! Your green cat is not "strek" (what is a strek?). Instead, you get Shrek.
I wish for All I Want For Christmas Is You to get covered by 10 different vocaloids all at once. Just because.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
I wish for a wish within a wish within a wish within a wish
you get a heavily nested wish:
wish{
wish{
wish{
wish{
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}
}
}
}
I wish to MDEwMTAxMTEgMDExMDAwMDEgMDExMTAwMTEgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDAxMDEgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTEwMDEgMDExMDExMTEgMDExMTAxMDEgMDExMTAwMTAgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDEwMDEgMDExMDExMDEgMDExMDAxMDE=
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
You MDEwMTAxMTEgMDExMDAwMDEgMDExMTAwMTEgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDAxMDEgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTEwMDEgMDExMDExMTEgMDExMTAxMDEgMDExMTAwMTAgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDEwMDEgMDExMDExMDEgMDExMDAxMDE
But something gets mixed up in the system, and now you're
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
You MDEwMTAxMTEgMDExMDAwMDEgMDExMTAwMTEgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDAxMDEgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTEwMDEgMDExMDExMTEgMDExMTAxMDEgMDExMTAwMTAgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDEwMDEgMDExMDExMDEgMDExMDAxMDE
But something gets mixed up in the system, and now you're
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Granted! You stopped halfway through your disappearance, so only the left half of you disappeared. Now the right half of you is all that exists, and it's a rather strange sight to anyone who sees it.
I wish for perfect pitch.
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I wish for a simple way to have better adventures for my players
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I wish for a simple way to have better adventures for my players
the best way to have an adventure is to make it immersive,
Jumanji, anyone?
i wish to roll a five or eight on will
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Granted! Whenever you willingly roll a d20, it lands on a 5 or 8.
I wish to get Obojima: Tales From The Tall Grass on DDB for free.
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Granted! The letters of "wish" are twisted around, so you get an ishw. As ishws do not exist, nothing happens.
I wish for a funny catchphrase.
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it was not me mocking you it was just the first thing I thought of
any ways gibber you wish shall be twisted the fallowing way.
I wish for a plain and simple wish for my players to have a bit more courtesy.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Okay. Granted. Your players brains now contain a single bit, as in the smallest measure of digital data. As I'm assuming your players aren't robots, this new digital data in their brains has no effect on them.
I wish Weslockes good luck on their AP test.
WAIT I DON'T WANT THAT TWISTED UMMMUMMUMMUM TWIST THIS ONE INSTEAD:
I wish for my hair to grow out to exactly the length I want it to by the time I wake up tomorrow.
And, BARD, are your pronouns still E/E? I thought we undid that a while back when we wished the Book of Es out of existence. I just wanna know what to call you :)
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
You get both wishes granted, weslockes ends up running the school and quits while your hair grows upwards
I wish for a white hole and a black hole
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Nothing happens
I wish for a green cat
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
It's Shrek
I wish for a ban hammer
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
BBBBBBBANNNED
You are now banned!
I wish for a green cat that is not strek
Hello! Call me Tana or Tantan (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. And, you would probably call me Genderfae, Trans, Aromantic, and Asexual
I'm nonbinary, but I use she/her pronouns because I don't like they/them
:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
Granted! Your green cat is not "strek" (what is a strek?). Instead, you get Shrek.
I wish for All I Want For Christmas Is You to get covered by 10 different vocaloids all at once. Just because.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Their all absolutely horrible
I wish for a wish within a wish within a wish within a wish
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
wish{ wish{ wish{ wish{ AAAA; } } } }“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
You MDEwMTAxMTEgMDExMDAwMDEgMDExMTAwMTEgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDAxMDEgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTEwMDEgMDExMDExMTEgMDExMTAxMDEgMDExMTAwMTAgMDAxMDAwMDAgMDExMTAxMDAgMDExMDEwMDEgMDExMDExMDEgMDExMDAxMDE
But something gets mixed up in the system, and now you're
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
put it in a base64 converter: base64decode.org
i wish to ----- .---- .---- .---- ----- .---- .---- .---- / ----- .---- .---- ----- ----- ----- ----- .---- / ----- .---- .---- .---- ----- ----- .---- .---- / ----- .---- .---- .---- ----- .---- ----- ----- / ----- .---- .---- ----- ----- .---- ----- .---- / ----- ----- .---- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- / ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- / ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- .---- .---- .---- / ----- .---- .---- .---- ----- ----- .---- ----- / ----- .---- .---- ----- ----- .---- ----- .---- / ----- ----- .---- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- / ----- .---- .---- .---- ----- .---- ----- ----- / ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- ----- ----- .---- / ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- .---- ----- .---- / ----- .---- .---- ----- ----- .---- ----- .----
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
I ain't doing that
I wish for people to stop mysteriously disappearing in the middle of their wish. Its so Irra
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! You stopped halfway through your disappearance, so only the left half of you disappeared. Now the right half of you is all that exists, and it's a rather strange sight to anyone who sees it.
I wish for perfect pitch.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
you get it but only when it comes to the kazoo.
I wish for a simple way to have better adventures for my players
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
the best way to have an adventure is to make it immersive,
Jumanji, anyone?
i wish to roll a five or eight on will
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce, He/They, furry, arctic fox fursona, and as of recently, eagle scout
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
Less obscure, still cool composer:https://www.youtube.com/@Verplex321
extd sig?
Granted! Whenever you willingly roll a d20, it lands on a 5 or 8.
I wish to get Obojima: Tales From The Tall Grass on DDB for free.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Wish granted. The content is illegally transferred to your DDB profile for free, ruled as digital piracy. One year of prison time and a $250,000 fine.
I wish that the next lottery ticket that I buy is the only winning lottery ticket for that specific lottery.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Senior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
You win the That Specific Lottery! Congrats! There is no reward though...
I wish for a twisted wish.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
Yes
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! The letters of "wish" are twisted around, so you get an ishw. As ishws do not exist, nothing happens.
I wish for a funny catchphrase.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!