But it is too laggy to do anything.

I wish that some of my wishes could actually come true, without any negative drawbacks.

They do, but only this one, as you never specified a wish.

I wish that I became a world leader while retaining my body, personality and mind, as well as having their influence.

(Just so you can't say 'Your mind is moved into x politician's body')

Your imediantly impeached.

I wish for love.

Its utter chaos, trying too play dnd with your group.

I wish for a 50% off coupon, for my local dentist.

Your local dentist gets a 50% off coupon for an obscure amazon product.

I wish that all of the previous wishes would come true without the twists and any other twists possible.

Granted, but these wonderful miracles happen to every posters doppelganger in an alternate universe, not us here.

I wish for a real life Sun Blade.

Out of all the bodily harm you could of done, you poem out your eye with it.....and you lost your foot.

I wish too learn how too rollerblade.

You learn how to rollerblade, but forget how to walk normally. Hope you have hardwood floors!

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.

You're put in a high-security prison, where your sleep schedule is constantly monitored.

I wish I could perfectly read people's emotions.

Granted, everyone who has ever posted on this forum is filled with inspiration on how to twist wishes in creative and hilarious new ways. Unfortunately, this creates a rush to post on the forum, resulting in replies being posted between the time a person sees the last wish and when they can type and post their reply. Consequently, posts no longer correspond to the wishes above them, and the forum descends into pure chaos. 

I wish I could transfer my current conscience into 5 year old me and relive life with knowledge of the future. 

You successfully transfer your consciousness, but there is no time travel. Your body merely begins to age backwards very rapidly, freezing forever at the equivalent of 5 years old. 

I wish it were easier to find d&d groups IRL

Now its too easy, people are larping in supermarkets, dungeon crawling in resteraunts, slaying dragons in the park, now you can't get away from dnd. Ever.

I wishe for the means too turn invisible and visible again.

Granted! Except now the government is using you for their own research and you are in a maximum security holding cell where your invisibility doesn't work because there are power dampeners.

I wish for infinite wishes for myself!

Granted, but it works by stealing others wishes, so you automatically get the wish that person wished for when anyone makes a wish. Hope no one wishes they were dead.

I wish for the power to teleport.

you can teleport, but only in infinitesimally small increments so as to appear moving naturally. 

I wish for enough money to see the world and enough life to use it.

Wish Granted!  The next time you go to sleep, you never wake up, and in your dreams have exactly the ability you expressed.  Sleep is a natural process, and in your dreams you cannot harm others or yourself in the real world (you aren't a beholder, after all).

I wish to be able to cast True Polymorph in real-life.