Wish Granted. However you can only use it to turn into a headless chicken and are unable to turn back

I Wish that wingdings would become the new standard English writing system

You get your wish but can only write and type in wingdings for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could have Super Mario Maker 2, a Nintendo Switch to play it on, a subscription to Nintendo Online and that I can always create amazing levels.

Granted. Unfortunately, you only get one wish, and you asked for 4 things. You get your super mario maker 2, but not the Switch, online access, or skills. Only in hindsight do you realize you should have asked for the most expensive item first.

I wish my girlfriend liked Star Wars as much as I do.

Now your girlfriend is so into Star Wars that it is all she can talk about is Star Wars, and you start losing interest in both her and Star Wars.

I wish for the money to buy the things that I mention in my previous wish (minus the skills because that isn't able to be bought).

You get the money in Venezuela dollars, which quickly devalue in a instant

I wish for a good wish

You are kicked out of school and become a hobo 

I wish I a free trip to Hawaii

you spell every thing in British English

I wish I had a masters degree

You get a masters in English and can't get a job as a professor even a part time.

I wish that the artificer class will become official, and that it will be amazing!

the Artificer become a official class in ad&d

I wish to know where the blood hunter came from

Granted, but know you are being hunted by many blood hunters for they can't let you learn about their origins.

I wish that I could get some good, acid-free card protector pages for my mtg collection.

granted but after you use them they burst up in flames burning the mtg cards

i wish that my future wishes will not get twisted by anyone that does not have silverdragon in their name

Granted everyone changes their username to silverdragon.

I wish that I could make a good profile picture.

You get a great profile pic but it’s so good the your computer or whatever you use can render it and you don’t get to see it

I wish that I had a new (and better) computer

A calculator that can only calculate 1+1 appears in front of you, for it is better than nothing.

I wish I was in more cool D&D campaigns.

But you can only make it to the first session.

I wish I could be more inspired at times...

You inspire people to commit suicide

I wish I could upgrade my new calculator  

You get a calculator that only displays the secret to life, the universe and everything. (That's 42 if you didn't know)

I wish I could understand why the secret of life the universe and everything is 42 without suffering any ill effects from it. Healthy effects are welcome.

Granted, the reason why 42 is the meaning to life, the universe, and everything is because the ultimate question is "what do you get when you multiply six by nine". Though good luck understanding why that is the ultimate question.

I wish that as a DM I was actually good at making challenging but fair encounters for my players.