Granted, but due to sudden temperature change all wind/ocean patterns are messed up causing the old hot regions to all of a sudden be plagued with severe floods and the used to be cold regions to all fall into drought.

Also lots of plants and wildlife are unable to adapt to this sudden shift in climate and most of them end up rapidly becoming extinct.

Now your tickets to mars are valid and only cost £2.50 BUT the que to board them is currently 500,000,000 people long and your stuck at the end of it with one family of roughly 4 people being sent up per year. So you should be there by 125,002,020 AD.

I wish people all got smarter when wishing to solve natural issues.

Granted people get smarter at solving natural issues but it is only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% smarter so there still dumb at it

I wish for a copy of The Storm Before the Storm: The Beginning of the End of the Roman Republic By Mike Duncan

well since i kinda stole your wish opportunity it is only fair i grant it:

granted, but the ice cream appears inside your hand, causing it to burst, leaving only blood ans ice cream. You have no hand, but at least you have free ice cream

who asked for ice cream?

I don't either

Well... as for my wish I get The Storm Before the Storm: The Beginning of the End of the Roman Republic By Mike Duncan but it is so heavy that I can't pick it up and destroys my floor

I wish The Storm Before the Storm: The Beginning of the End of the Roman Republic By Mike Duncan was not so heavy

It is now as light as a helium balloon, and in order to keep it from sticking to the ceiling, you have to tie a string around it, also preventing it from being opened.

I wish I owned all the books available on D&D Beyond in hardcover form.

granted but all of the are as light as a balloon and folt up to the sky

I wish I had the audiobook of The Storm Before the Storm: The Beginning of the End of the Roman Republic By Mike Duncan

granted - but you got it in 8-track tape format

I wish this coffee was a little less bitter

It has one atom less bitterness.

I wish jonniipalos would evolve into a Gyarados.

granted by then he becomes a new magikarp

I wish for world peace

The world is now supplied with peas.

I wish for a nice beholder who is my friend and ally.  I am a half elf paladin who is neutral good.

The Beholder looks at you, and smiles with that "special" blink-blink emote.

I wish all the curved females could build a house for me, dressed in a .........((( oppps, sexual content applied here )))  xDD

granted you get a nice beholder and you turn into a half elf paladin. Because you being a different race then everyone else you are spurred and ostracized. And as the saying goes absolute power corrupts absolutely so you conquer the world with you beholder

I wish I know the password to jeff bezos bank account

You know the password.  However, the password gets changed.

I wish for my half elf paladin to have a pet obedient gray render bonded to her.

granted the grey render is deaf and can't hear your commands, it rects your house

I wish the password to jeff bezos' bank accout wouldn't get changed

Granted. His Password is : JEFF_BOUL_001

I wish I has you under my skin.

granted you have a "u" underneath your skin

I wish for a pet snake that is perfectly tame

You now have a pet worm named snake.  The worm is tame.

I wish for a perfectly good hearing, obedient gray render that my half elf paladin is bonded to.

Granted. Though, it is a shame it appeared in the unoccupied space directly above your half elf.

At least the funeral was nice...?

I wish for one of those fancy-schmancy DM'ing tables with a TV inside of it to project maps.

granted, but there is evidence you stole it and also taxes

i wish for the abillity to moderate myself, stop procrastinating and concentrate on the important things i have to do