granted, an random crow feather in the universe is under your ownership by law. It is verry pretty, more pretty than any other crow feather, and you know at all times where it is, but you must go on an dangerous quest arcoss several countries and pysically fight the crow that the feather is physically attached to

i wish that soup was reintroduced into the timeline and for all people who died of not havibg soop to come back to life in mind, body and soul

All people having died from not having soup return to life in mind, body and soul.
The sudden appearance of bodies without their minds and souls was disconcerting, but people were able to herd them together into government institutions where they live out their days performing mundane tasks - some were given to the unquenchable desire to reconnect with there other parts and began wondering the streets.

I wish for these people to reconnect with their other parts.

Granted but in weird places.

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is

You wish it happened, but you forgot your spell components. 

I wish someone would twist this wish.

granted but not in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years and you have died

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components.

But you don't have eyes, hands, or a mouth with which to cast it.

I wish for 0 hunger.

yes but now there is now infinite thirst and no liquid.

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth.

Granted, you are dead.

I wish for my zombie panda army to all have beholder eye stalks and eye rays.

how am I dead and no!! because you foiled me for no reason!!!!

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth.

granted...

I wish for GoogiddyBop's wishes can be twisted

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how am I dead and no!! because you foiled me for no reason!!!!

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth.

 (The point is to be foiled, because it is fun. Not to show of how clever you are)

granted, there wishes are now twisted like a twizzler

I wish that I could hold the power of the universe in my very hand.

Granted, you hold the universe in your hand. It crushes you from its extreme weight, and also explodes you from its accelerating expansion.

I wish for the moon to be cheese.

granted and It was eaten by astronauts 

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth.

but your dead

i wish for someone to twist this wish

Granted.  

I wish for my Zombie Panda army to have beholder eye rays and eye stalks.

they do but they kill you

I wish this wish and my next wish cannot be tampered with or changed and is exactly how I want it.

And you do not get to say what my next wish is and I have my spell components and eyes, hands, and a mouth and am alive.

Your friend named "am" is still alive, but you are in fact, dead

I wish for me to be alive, because my zombie beholder pandas that I control would never kill me.

Your zombie beholder pandas die

i want money 

granted 113 tons of quarters fall on your head

I wish for a swan feather 

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Your zombie beholder pandas die

i want money 

 They're already dead, so that's not a problem. Thanks for the army of zombie beholder pandas!

This wish cannot be granted, as all poultry still do not exist.

I wish knowledge of everything I want to know at will.