About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
i cast galbatorix, the evil king enslaves or kills off all of the dragons
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“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
Galbatorix, the dread Tyrant King, the Egg Breaker, The Undying King, falls to his knees as he understands all the evil he has caused, and promptly explodes.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I CAST... GLOMP! (A furry comes out of nowhere and latches on to you, covering your breathing holes. 2d12 damage every round if you can't get it off. If you take more than 3 rounds trying to get it off, than you die instantly, no death saves.)
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I CAST... LEAVE. (Fades out of reality and teleports to the desktop plane of existence, leaving the people still stuck in the forum plane)
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
your breach of conduct summons The Archmage. two headed, serpent tailed, weilding a hammer-tipped staff of iron and silver.
I CAST... PORTAL SHENANIGINS!
*portals below and above Grist open, causing them to keep falling*
this is my judgement.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
While I'm falling, I pour a bucket of water out, causing the water to fall forever. A waterwheel attached to a generator crank appears nearby, its wheel sticking into the ever-falling water. BOOM, INFINITE ENERGY!
I CAST... IMA HEAD OUT! (You head out, leaving your party incapable of following you to safety. You party accepts their fate while you get to live happily ever after with your fellow mortals who are free of guilt cause they also used the spell when their party was falling as well.)
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I industrialize and upgrade the waterwheel, and I sell the vast amounts of energy to NASA to fund their trip inside the sun. I now have very much money, enough to bribe the Archmage into releasing Grist from their prison, and we split the earnings.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I CAST... MUSK! (I summon Elon Musk who steals you Ps, your Es, your Gs,Ss, and even Cs, and uses it to make a self driving car out of a gigantic toaster that is used to run you over, instantly killing you, no death saves whatsoever)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I CAST... OCTUPLE MUSK! (The spell i just cast, Musk, but eight times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
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White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I CAST... MUSK! (I summon Elon Musk who steals you Ps, your Es, your Gs,Ss, and even Cs, and uses it to make a self driving car out of a gigantic toaster that is used to run you over, instantly killing you, no death saves whatsoever)
the archmage shows up again.
"come on guys. fine."
I CAST... CRUNCHATIZE!
*purple Floyd dissolves into Captain crunch cereal*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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I CAST... DRAGON RAIN!
*the heavens open up, revealing a number of dive-bombing dragons, as well as some einsteinium, neptunium, radon, and plutonium dragons*
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
i get the joke!
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... Nïdwhal
it rises from the ocean and eats the dragons
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
extd sig?
I cast unbelievable amount of dragon rain
They overwhelm Nïdwhal
Looking for players to join my play by post campaign, DnD: Knights of the funni
i cast galbatorix, the evil king enslaves or kills off all of the dragons
“It's impossible to go through life unscathed. Nor should you want to. By the hurts we accumulate, we measure both our follies and our accomplishments.” - Arya, Inheritance Cycle
AroAce
Really cool, obscure composer: https://www.youtube.com/@creativevalence9129
extd sig?
I CAST UNDERSTANDING!
Galbatorix, the dread Tyrant King, the Egg Breaker, The Undying King, falls to his knees as he understands all the evil he has caused, and promptly explodes.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST GREAT LORD DRAGONIGALL
Professor Mcgonagall, now a dragon, combines the many dragons and creates the Ultimate Hydra!
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
I CAST... GLOMP! (A furry comes out of nowhere and latches on to you, covering your breathing holes. 2d12 damage every round if you can't get it off. If you take more than 3 rounds trying to get it off, than you die instantly, no death saves.)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I CAST... MURDER!
(Destroy target creature)
I destroy your glomp!
(MURDER is a one-time thing)
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
I CAST... LEAVE. (Fades out of reality and teleports to the desktop plane of existence, leaving the people still stuck in the forum plane)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
your breach of conduct summons The Archmage. two headed, serpent tailed, weilding a hammer-tipped staff of iron and silver.
I CAST... PORTAL SHENANIGINS!
*portals below and above Grist open, causing them to keep falling*
this is my judgement.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... INFINITE POWER!
While I'm falling, I pour a bucket of water out, causing the water to fall forever. A waterwheel attached to a generator crank appears nearby, its wheel sticking into the ever-falling water. BOOM, INFINITE ENERGY!
I accept my fate.
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
I CAST... IMA HEAD OUT! (You head out, leaving your party incapable of following you to safety. You party accepts their fate while you get to live happily ever after with your fellow mortals who are free of guilt cause they also used the spell when their party was falling as well.)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I CAST... CAPITALISM!
I industrialize and upgrade the waterwheel, and I sell the vast amounts of energy to NASA to fund their trip inside the sun. I now have very much money, enough to bribe the Archmage into releasing Grist from their prison, and we split the earnings.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST... MUSK! (I summon Elon Musk who steals you Ps, your Es, your Gs,Ss, and even Cs, and uses it to make a self driving car out of a gigantic toaster that is used to run you over, instantly killing you, no death saves whatsoever)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
I CAST... I STILL HAVE EIGHT MORE LIVES!
I still have eight more lives.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I CAST... OCTUPLE MUSK! (The spell i just cast, Musk, but eight times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
the archmage shows up again.
"come on guys. fine."
I CAST... CRUNCHATIZE!
*purple Floyd dissolves into Captain crunch cereal*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I CAST... UNCRUNCH! (i uncrunch myself)
White Male, Teenager, AuDHD, Furry (yes I'm a furry and idgaf), Old Music nerd 🤓 (No pop, hip hop or country for me thank you!), I'm also a drummer cause y not. The music I'm listening to at the moment: Foo Fighters/The Who/Acceptance. What I'm watching at the moment: Hazbin Hotel. What I'm games I'm playing at the moment: D&D/Testplaying my platformer. - Wonderful Radio London
okay smart guy...
I CAST... BACKROOMS!
*you fall through a hole into the backrooms*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!