You are promptly accosted by He™-Who™-Does™-Not™-Have™-A™-Name™-That™-I™-Wish™-To™-Say™-Because™-He™-Terrifies™-All™-Of™-The™-Wizarding™-World™-And™-He™-Will™-Kill™-Anyone™-Who™-Says™-His™-Name™-And™-That™-Is™-Evil™-But™-We™-Cannot™-Do™-Anything™-About™-It™.
Avada Kedavra!™
Ah ah ah, Wes, that's an instant kill spell. I expected better from you...
What was Captain's punishment for the last time did someone cast Avada Kedavra? Ah, yes...
I CAST... GOT YOUR NOSE!
(You lose your nose and now look like Voldemort. I hide your nose in my impenetrable fort. I also gain aura from that smooth rhyme)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I cast… make gibber a marketable irl game. Gibber is now one of those games where your a surgeon and you have to take items out of the holes without touching the sides
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I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
You are promptly accosted by He™-Who™-Does™-Not™-Have™-A™-Name™-That™-I™-Wish™-To™-Say™-Because™-He™-Terrifies™-All™-Of™-The™-Wizarding™-World™-And™-He™-Will™-Kill™-Anyone™-Who™-Says™-His™-Name™-And™-That™-Is™-Evil™-But™-We™-Cannot™-Do™-Anything™-About™-It™.
Avada Kedavra!™
Ah ah ah, Wes, that's an instant kill spell. I expected better from you...
What was Captain's punishment for the last time did someone cast Avada Kedavra? Ah, yes...
I CAST... GOT YOUR NOSE!
(You lose your nose and now look like Voldemort. I hide your nose in my impenetrable fort. I also gain aura from that smooth rhyme)
Shucks. I forgot about insta-kills. Serves me right for not re-reading the rules first.
I CAST...PLAY MY JAM!
I promptly blast a playlist at ∞ decibels. The sound waves shatter every known thing in the universe. My nose has been avenged.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
I cast… all milk blown up now no one can cast spells
I CAST... BOB SAYS NO, AS HE HAS MILK IN HIS BREAD (slightly) AND HIS BREAD IS INFINITE, SO AS A HEAD IN THE CULT OF BOB, I CAN CAST SPELLS, VIA BOBS BREAD
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call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizardi am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
I CAST...UNCURDLE!
Just to make sure. Now my bones are strong!
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I CAST... BOB UNLEASHED. EVERY SPELL IS NOW BREAD
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
Ah ah ah, Wes, that's an instant kill spell. I expected better from you...
What was Captain's punishment for the last time did someone cast Avada Kedavra? Ah, yes...
I CAST... GOT YOUR NOSE!
(You lose your nose and now look like Voldemort. I hide your nose in my impenetrable fort. I also gain aura from that smooth rhyme)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Wait...
PLEASE SOMEONE TURN ME BACK FROM A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I cast LIMITED EDITION
after this sale season you’ll become normal again
…and his brother loved worms.
I cast… make gibber a marketable irl game.
Gibber is now one of those games where your a surgeon and you have to take items out of the holes without touching the sides
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
Shucks. I forgot about insta-kills. Serves me right for not re-reading the rules first.
I CAST...PLAY MY JAM!
I promptly blast a playlist at ∞ decibels. The sound waves shatter every known thing in the universe. My nose has been avenged.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Did you drink the prerequisite milk first?
…and his brother loved worms.
I cast… release JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA AND HIS ARMY OF FOLLOWERS
self explained
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
Jeff’s followers gather up all the clay in the world and he eats it all
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
Mmhm. I think it was alpaca this time.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I cast… all milk blown up
now no one can cast spells
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
Ps Jeff is now eating china
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
I CAST... BOB SAYS NO, AS HE HAS MILK IN HIS BREAD (slightly) AND HIS BREAD IS INFINITE, SO AS A HEAD IN THE CULT OF BOB, I CAN CAST SPELLS, VIA BOBS BREAD
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
I cast… I am also in the cult of Bob so I also have his bread
As a bonus action I cast… Bob cult forum plz
I am a high wizard of cakeomancy in the party wizard cult
I Cast… gangle!!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
I CAST... THE LINK TO THE CULT OF BOB IS IN MY SIGNATURE BELOW THIS TEXT. PRAISE BOB
call me chara, or charas acomplice
Currently in jeff the Evil Roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom
PM me the word AVACADO
I CAST.... AAAAAAGAGAGAGGGAGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
I CAST... what's the screaming for
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
I Cast… flames
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO