Make up really bad suggestions for either DND, DNDBeyond, or Roll20.
For example, you could suggest;
''You now instantly die if you get hit by an explosion''
Have fun. >:)
(You could also do Pathfinder ig)
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
What about wizards?
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
What about wizards?
Read the first quote
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
What about wizards?
Read the first quote
AH, im stupid
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
''*Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Technically artificers are also the hardest since its locked behind a paywall meaning you also need to get a j*b (Unless...)
But yea Warlocks are the hardest
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
Make up really bad suggestions for either DND, DNDBeyond, or Roll20.
For example, you could suggest;
''You now instantly die if you get hit by an explosion''
Have fun. >:)
(You could also do Pathfinder ig)
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
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Bard and wizard players get away scott free because they don't actually have to go college or school for their classes, make the features incredibly complex so that you need to spend 4 and 12 years respectively learning them in actual classes before you are legally allowed to play them.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Furthering this (most of these are just bad puns):
To legally use Barbarian, you have to go down the Appalachian trail without any breaks besides eating, sleeping, etc (look it up, if you're not close to the East Coast then some other extremely long path)
Cleric requires you to become a Jujutsu Kaisen fanatic, so that you can legally harness the powers of a domain. Or set up a religious website and get it to become popular, the type of domain you use ( dot com, dot org, etc) determines the cleric domain you can use
Druid requires you to draw a perfect circle. I don't mean a pretty good circle. I mean PERFECT. In nature with a stick you find.
Fighters don't have any special term for their subclasses and their whole joke is being basic, so they don't have to do anything. Basically the D&D free trial, but instead of capitalism it's ridiculously difficult tasks
For monks, you have to train your mental state by spending a year watching Uganda knuckles, so that you know the way.
Idk what to do for paladins so they also don't have to do anything
Rangers? Yeah they're free
Rogues, uh, you have to sign up to the hidden DnD Mafia ran by WotC.
Sorcerers, uhhhh, you have to gamble. Yeah, since it's up to chance that you were born that way in DnD. You have to become a member of the High Roller Society.
Warlocks are the hardest of any, you have to... *Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires
Oh and artificers. Those are locked behind a paywall anyways
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
What about wizards?
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Read the first quote
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
AH, im stupid
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
''*Shudder* fill out a job application and get a job... A deal you can't escape from, selling away your life to fulfill your desires''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Technically artificers are also the hardest since its locked behind a paywall meaning you also need to get a j*b (Unless...)
But yea Warlocks are the hardest
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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