So everyone knows the Phineas and Ferb theme song, right? (I'll post it anyway). So let's turn it into a D&D ballad. Here are the rules:
One lyric per post.
We can have two different lyrics for the same verse.
Anything with an asterisk (*) has to stay the same cause it also fits into D&D
So here's the Theme Song:
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation Then school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...* Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy* Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist Phineas: Hey! Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots Or locating Frankenstein's brain Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving our sister insane Candace: Phineas!
As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do Before school starts this fall Phineas: Come on Perry! So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Also, I'll start with the first 4 lines cause it was my idea:
There's up to 20 levels on a character Then a nat 1 comes along just to end it So the annual problem for 50+ years of generations Is finding a good way to survive it
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
So everyone knows the Phineas and Ferb theme song, right? (I'll post it anyway). So let's turn it into a D&D ballad. Here are the rules:
So here's the Theme Song:
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...*
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy*
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Also, I'll start with the first 4 lines cause it was my idea:
There's up to 20 levels on a character
Then a nat 1 comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for 50+ years of generations
Is finding a good way to survive it
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Like maybe finding weapons*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Or fighting a mummy,
or making deals with a higher power
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Discovering monsters with a twist
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
(What does twiat mean)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Wdym)
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
(I can see the last edited note don't try to gaslight me :/ but moving on)
Ranger: Hey!
This combat will take, like, an hour *guitar*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Surfing monsters while the wave
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)