Okay, so here’s the game. I will make a starting plot line, then someone says what happens next, and we will see how insane this gets.
Four adventurers, a male wizard named Bax, a female ranger named Adria, a male fighter named Hannin, and a female cleric named Vera have a quest to rescue the townmaster’s daughter who was kidnapped three days ago. Adria found the kidnappers tracks and is leading the group through the forest. Suddenly, they hear a rustle in the bushes to the east…
It is a fox leading a band of belugas! They take the party prisoner and attempt to sacrifice them to a kitsune!
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
…A forest full of dead trees and skeletons, which start dancing. And then…
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
and creates a GLOBAL HEGEMONY!!!!!!!! a rebellion is started by...
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
the GLOBAL HEGEMONY stole his Hoarding Bug plushies, so he killed them all with a spork and replaced the GLOBAL HEGEMONY with MANAGED DEMOCRACY which....
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Okay, so here’s the game. I will make a starting plot line, then someone says what happens next, and we will see how insane this gets.
Four adventurers, a male wizard named Bax, a female ranger named Adria, a male fighter named Hannin, and a female cleric named Vera have a quest to rescue the townmaster’s daughter who was kidnapped three days ago. Adria found the kidnappers tracks and is leading the group through the forest. Suddenly, they hear a rustle in the bushes to the east…
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
It is a fox leading a band of belugas! They take the party prisoner and attempt to sacrifice them to a kitsune!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
A divine figure riding a purple worm attacks the beluga army and attempts to save the party.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
He succeeds, but suffers a mortal wound, but not before giving the group a mysterious key...
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
…a key that leads to a secret teleportation circle, where it leads to…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
…A forest full of dead trees and skeletons, which start dancing. And then…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
A secret cave opens up with a jar that contains…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A holy potion of evil smiting, but it malfunctions, and instead…
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
Turns the smite evil, where it gains sentience and takes over…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
and creates a GLOBAL HEGEMONY!!!!!!!! a rebellion is started by...
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
The cleric, because…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
the GLOBAL HEGEMONY stole his Hoarding Bug plushies, so he killed them all with a spork and replaced the GLOBAL HEGEMONY with MANAGED DEMOCRACY which....
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
subtly took over the whole galaxy.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
but then bugs and cyborgs attacked, and...
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
The squids tried to act nonchalant, but then the government
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO