Okay, so here’s the game. I will make a starting plot line, then someone says what happens next, and we will see how insane this gets.
Four adventurers, a male wizard named Bax, a female ranger named Adria, a male fighter named Hannin, and a female cleric named Vera have a quest to rescue the townmaster’s daughter who was kidnapped three days ago. Adria found the kidnappers tracks and is leading the group through the forest. Suddenly, they hear a rustle in the bushes to the east…
It is a fox leading a band of belugas! They take the party prisoner and attempt to sacrifice them to a kitsune!
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
…A forest full of dead trees and skeletons, which start dancing. And then…
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
and creates a GLOBAL HEGEMONY!!!!!!!! a rebellion is started by...
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
the GLOBAL HEGEMONY stole his Hoarding Bug plushies, so he killed them all with a spork and replaced the GLOBAL HEGEMONY with MANAGED DEMOCRACY which....
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Decided to make everything go back to normal. The adventurers, now very confused at the events of last week once again set off. On their way they hear a rustle in the leaves…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Okay, so here’s the game. I will make a starting plot line, then someone says what happens next, and we will see how insane this gets.
Four adventurers, a male wizard named Bax, a female ranger named Adria, a male fighter named Hannin, and a female cleric named Vera have a quest to rescue the townmaster’s daughter who was kidnapped three days ago. Adria found the kidnappers tracks and is leading the group through the forest. Suddenly, they hear a rustle in the bushes to the east…
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
It is a fox leading a band of belugas! They take the party prisoner and attempt to sacrifice them to a kitsune!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
A divine figure riding a purple worm attacks the beluga army and attempts to save the party.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
He succeeds, but suffers a mortal wound, but not before giving the group a mysterious key...
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
…a key that leads to a secret teleportation circle, where it leads to…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
…A forest full of dead trees and skeletons, which start dancing. And then…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
A secret cave opens up with a jar that contains…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A holy potion of evil smiting, but it malfunctions, and instead…
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
Turns the smite evil, where it gains sentience and takes over…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
and creates a GLOBAL HEGEMONY!!!!!!!! a rebellion is started by...
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
The cleric, because…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
the GLOBAL HEGEMONY stole his Hoarding Bug plushies, so he killed them all with a spork and replaced the GLOBAL HEGEMONY with MANAGED DEMOCRACY which....
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
subtly took over the whole galaxy.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
but then bugs and cyborgs attacked, and...
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
The squids tried to act nonchalant, but then the government
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Decided to make everything go back to normal. The adventurers, now very confused at the events of last week once again set off. On their way they hear a rustle in the leaves…
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
And they find a baby Foxsquirrel, which…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Ate all the squids, but left one who was named
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Simon James Alexander Ragsdail III, who then…
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3