Clearly a Tonic of the Drunken Master: For 1 minute, you can use a bonus action to make up to 5 additional unarmed strikes, depending on the number of targets within 5 feet of you. During that time, you have advantage on all of these attacks but melee attackers have advantage on attacks against you, and you get temporary hit points equal to your Constitution score. When the tonic’s effect wears off, you must succeed on a DC 25 CON save or die. When you die, you transform into a jar of pickled body parts.
Now, for my creation:
Take one jellied Flan, a capsule of Nicholas’s Wrath, and some purple crystal berries (NOT blue; they’ll ruin the flavor!!!), and boil in 5 quarks of distillate of Tom and sprinkle in 6 powdered freeze-dried Rubik’s Cubes after 1 hour. Discombobulate for 3.14159 minutes and belch into it.
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Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Clearly a Tonic of the Drunken Master: For 1 minute, you can use a bonus action to make up to 5 additional unarmed strikes, depending on the number of targets within 5 feet of you. During that time, you have advantage on all of these attacks but melee attackers have advantage on attacks against you, and you get temporary hit points equal to your Constitution score. When the tonic’s effect wears off, you must succeed on a DC 25 CON save or die. When you die, you transform into a jar of pickled body parts.
Now, for my creation:
Take one jellied Flan, a capsule of Nicholas’s Wrath, and some purple crystal berries (NOT blue; they’ll ruin the flavor!!!), and boil in 5 quarks of distillate of Tom and sprinkle in 6 powdered freeze-dried Rubik’s Cubes after 1 hour. Discombobulate for 3.14159 minutes and belch into it.
Hello hello, I am Mr. Dicestone, a fellow adventurer and Planeswalker, enjoying the realm of wonders and wizardry and clicky math rocks. When not crafting the wonderful and whimsical world of Dan-thurás, I’m also working on custom spells and subclasses (hopefully coming soon to a forum or campaign near you) and other enjoyable settings for people to experience or staring with my third eye into space, rolling dice for no reason
A potion of pi sickness!
My ingredients are:
Albert Einstein eating a banana
Atlas
A globe
A WWE folding chair
A Fibonacci spiral
A peace symbol
A pinecone
A wrestling outfit
A propane truck
A purple squeaky dog bone
A rock with a gavel painted on it
A giant pig
And a highly advanced robot operated by a Nintendo Switch video game controller.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Potion of worldbuilding.
A sword
A coin
100 random common magic items
A hammer
A flame tongue sword
20 spell scrolls of level 8 spells
Hi!!!!
I'm a DnD maniac and... I think the only Wizard that backstabs people Instead of casting spells.
I'm also an Anime and Fortnite fun.
*Ever since Naylortristan left, no one gets my references. Sigh.*
A potion of Super Mario World! You get turned into Mario!
My ingredients are:
Kerosene
Dopamine
A hole 6 feet down in the sand
A gong
A door knocker
A traditional Korean folk song
A boat in the ocean
The moon and the sharks
A rude bassline
Somebody like you
Fire
An alien
And a couple people don’t know about.
If you get the reference, congrats!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!What’s my potion?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Holy misunderstanding. You didn’t even catch the reference.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Do you know what it is now?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!1 piece of paper that says "Lobster" in lobster font
2 lobster claws
1 can of paint labeled "Lobster Red"
1 cartoon drawing of a lobster
10 pounds of biological material
50 shrimp shells
(He/Him)
They don't think I can succeed. They need confidence. The rumors about me are a start but...
-Kelsier
Cheeseborger