What Are They Brewing?

Clearly a Tonic of the Drunken Master: For 1 minute, you can use a bonus action to make up to 5 additional unarmed strikes, depending on the number of targets within 5 feet of you. During that time, you have advantage on all of these attacks but melee attackers have advantage on attacks against you, and you get temporary hit points equal to your Constitution score. When the tonic’s effect wears off, you must succeed on a DC 25 CON save or die. When you die, you transform into a jar of pickled body parts.

Now, for my creation: 

Take one jellied Flan, a capsule of Nicholas’s Wrath, and some purple crystal berries (NOT blue; they’ll ruin the flavor!!!), and boil in 5 quarks of distillate of Tom and sprinkle in 6 powdered freeze-dried Rubik’s Cubes after 1 hour. Discombobulate for 3.14159 minutes and belch into it.